Fancy underpants for big men

Flipping through the catalogues for men’s underwear, I find that we big men have little to choose from but boxers and boxer briefs. What about when we want to show our women that we have made an extra effort? Where are the G-strings, thongs, mesh, lace, pouch-front briefs, etc., for men with big, big proportions (sizes, 46, 50, and larger)? Are these things just not made in our sizes? If they are, who sells them?

Sexy (or not) underpants up to size XXL.

I do have to issue a disclaimer though. I think you’ll find that most women don’t enjoy the sight of a man in a thong, no matter what his size.

Really.

I’m serious.

If you wanna get laid, a mesh thong is not the way into a women’s pants.

Oh, come on. Be fun. :slight_smile:

www.manties.com

Hehehehe…

With all due respect Sue I don’t think getting into a woman’s pants is the objective for most shoppers patronizing that site.

I know, it was the second place (first being Int’l Male) I looked for that reason. Most straight guys know that women would laugh their heads off if they came out in one of those.

Why would women laugh their heads off? Those models in the Under Gear ads look great. Do most women find men’s bodies unattractive?

Who the hell wears underwear outside of folks on an Arctic expedetion?

No, it’s just that strapping your banana and plums into a tight little spandex thong for the “bulging package” look held together with a tiny strip of cloth that runs across or between your buttcheeks is not what most men want to wear, nor what most (not all) women consider sexy on adult heterosexual males they may possibly be considering having… Oh the hell with it. It just looks gay, very gay, screamingly gay, flamingly gay, white hot atomic blast gay. The gaily colored, sheer little codpiece thongs exude pure high voltage homotricity. It’s like women’s sexy underwear reconstructed for men.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Stick with boxers and rent them out as billboards.

:wink: [sup]Just some light-hearted fun, since I’m closing in on 46’s.[/sup]