Farewell

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I am about to embark on a 14 month adventure that will prevent me from having access to the Internet (Sorry, that’s as much of my personal life as I’m willing to reveal. And; no, I’m not going to jail.)

I just want to let everybody know that I’ve really enjoyed participating on this board over the last few months. I’ve learned a lot from you people and I will miss interacting with (most of) you.

I’ll just pack up my spear and magic helmet now and hope most of you are still here in 2001.

Goodbye, fellow dopers!

Elmer J. Fudd,
Millionaire.
I own a mansion and a yacht.

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Need someone to watch your boat & house for awhile?

The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

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Are you going hunting wabbits?

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Bye Elmer, never really got to know you, and now I regret that.

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(good one, Eve)
Say hi to Bugs for me.

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See ya, Elmer. It’s been fudd, er… FUN. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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Magic helmet (says bemused)

:In operatic song:
Will you give us a sample?
(Hoping he doesn’t find out I’m the wabbit)

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

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Take care, Elmer. Don’t take any wooden igloos!

JMCJ

This is not a sig.

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Best of luck Elmer

“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda

Senior Intern to
El Presidente
Self-Righteous Clique *

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Good luck on your adventer, Elmer. Remember, when in doubt shoot Daffy, not Bugs!

“Pwease, Mr. Wabbit, pwease tell me what season it weally is!”

“Why, it’s baseball season!”

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Mr. Fudd,
Can I use your sig? I think I’m the only one here that knows where you got it from. (maybe, unless we have some Cube fans here)
I was thinking something along the lines of …

Elmer J. Fudd. Millionaire. He owns a mansion and a yacht

Then whatever I want. k?

“Rolling with the dopes you know. Rolling with the wrong gun on you”
“I dream that she aims to be the bloom upon my misery”

  • I Miss The Girl Soul Coughing
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You’re the only one, uh? It’s from a very popular cartoon, you know. Hell, my five year old daughter knows where that line is from.

Free beer is ALWAYS a good thing. - Falcon

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Good luck, Elmer. I can’t think of any adventure worth giving up my puter for. Come on, Elmer, tell us. Please, please, please.

If chickens could pee, they would be wet on the bottom.

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Kill the wabbit…<h4>Kill the wabbit!</h4>…<h1>Kill the wabbit!!</h1>
Good luck in your endeavor whatever it may be.

“Tell me and I’ll forget; Show me and
I may remember; Involve me and I’ll
understand.” - Old Chinese Proverb

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Shhhhh…be vewwy, vewwy quiet.

Good luck, wherever you may hunt.

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Gee, what are we going to do without Elmer J. Fudd? Anyone know where Yosemite Sam is?

Best of luck, Elmer. We’ll keep the light on for you.

Mr. K’s Link of the Month:

What is John Kricfalusi (“Ren and Stimpy”) doing these days?

The Goddamn George Liquor Program

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Happy trails,
don’t be a gulli-bull