Yep…that’s me. Howdy folks I’ve been wanting to member up for some time now but just haven’t had the means. Many thanks to twickster for sponsoring me. 
I hope I’m worth it. I’ve enjoyed The Dope for several years actually.
Y’all are a pretty good bunch for the most part.
'cept for them damned nitpickers 
Welcome Mr. Beam. Love your username, by the way.
C’mon in and sit a spell and if anyone mentions the word “goat”…r–u–n!
Say goodbye to what’s left of your spare time. As you have already gathered, we’re addictive and may be dangerous to your health.
Welcome, jimbeam! You’ll find us to be a tolerant* and charmingly-eccentric bunch.
We have a welcoming banquet for you in Room One. Please come this way.
[/sub]Except for people who make factual inaccuracies, of course.[/sub]
addictive? you think? you see my post count already :smack:
Welcome! Would you care for a margarita? Although with your username, that might not be your tipple of choice.
Don’t step on the cats - they’re always underfoot around here. Enjoy your stay!
Greetings, jimbeam and congrats on getting registered. I look forward to seeing you around. (And will be seeing a lot based on your post count and posts per day. 11.27. Wow.)
Welcome jimbeam
It’s good to see that you have become a genuine “Doper”.
(And kudos to the Twickster for sponsoring you).
Shucks, thanks. As you’ve probably noticed, we are an intelligent, witty, exceptionally brilliant and extremely humble group.
Margaritas! Hell yeah, I used to be a t-keela man once upon a time. But I haven’t touched the stuff in a year or so. My life kinda went to shit and I had to disappear for awhile.
I switched from Cuervo to JB last year and thought it’d make a good username.
many thanks y’all…
What? You mean being allowed to nitpick freely isn’t the whole reason to join? That and occasionally getting some moron insulting my knowledge of my own country…
Welcome, please don’t insult. I have a bottle of your nickname in my bottle collection 
Welcome!
And behave yourself, 'kay?
starts grabbing at the little fuzzies on your sweater
Hm…damned nits.
Oh, what were you saying?
Feels strange to greet somebody for the first time whom I’ve drunk on several occasions.
Uh, hi there, stranger.
Hi to the new guy!
Goodnight, Gracie.
Welcome!
Welcome! So… any more details about yourself you’d like to share with the group?
Err…Gabriela …
Feels strange to greet somebody for the first time whom I’ve drunk on several occasions.
Preview is your friend.
Hi, new guy. FYI, It’s customary for newbies to post a ballad or epic poem dedicated to me within the first few weeks of membership. Slightly less conventional but still welcome is hiaku, if you’re more a fan of brevity.
Psst, Carl … whoosharoo …
Welcome jimbeam! Maybe you’ll be interested in the fact that I have toured the Jim Beam distillery in Frankfort, Ky.! You can tour many of the distilleries hearabouts. One time at Maker’s Mark, I even dipped my finger in the mash!
Actually, I wasn’t whooshed.
But I did make couch a bad joke badly.
Hi new guy.
Even though I’m newer than you.