Howdy fellow newbie! You’re right, you have to watch out for the nitpickers. Sometimes they pinch. Purely accidental, you understand.
And I write good. :smack:
I’ll do my best sweets… but everynow and then I gotta just let er rip, ya know I mean. I’ll try to keep it in the pit when I feel the urge. and thanks again.
Whatd’ya wanna know? I’m a pretty open book for the most part.
Hi there… I thought I remembered you. You said you’d call. 
…you too Ellen
I had a poem going but it was too stale… winston tastes good like a …
and LOUNE lemme know if you need any hep pickin fuzzies off that sweater.
This thread seems to be quite friendly doesn’t it.
and
Carl “But I did make couch a bad joke badly.” WTF? 
Welcome aboard, jimbeam.
So…where exactly in TX are you? “Hellhole” could refer to quite a few places. I’m in Houston myself.
Actually in my case the hellhole is in reference to my state of mind right now. I’ve had a really bad run of luck lately.
Where I am is in East Texas though. About 100 miles south of Dallas. I’ve lived all over though. Benn thinkin about headin back to the coast though. I’m looking at sailboats. Hopefully I’ll be able to sell my land and move down your way soon. I checked out a couple this summer but money is an issue right now. Soon as I get some legal shit over with NEXT week I’ll know more about wTF I’m gonna do.
A 35 footer w/full electronic navigation and twin diesels. No more lawn mowers or property taxes. Waiting on a rebuild for the old softail and I’m set. Live onboard and take a cruise on the Harley to visit once in awhile. I’m thinking Clear Lake Marina. Then again, I could just go anywhere.
though, though, though… :rolleyes: I don’t know what that was
We need to introduce you to Fairy Chat Mom!
We? You and who else? and just exactly what are your intentions?
Fairy Chat Mom, the name alone makes me curious.
Ok, this is the thread for the Official Welcome. Oops.
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Welcome to the the Straight Dope Massage Board and enjoy your stray.
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Welcome to the Strate Dope Massage Broad and 'joy yer stray. Hic°°
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Welcome to Great Dope Massage Broad and 'joy yerself. Hic°°
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Welcome, Straights of Vermouth Massage Broad and N’joy. Hic°°
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Welcome, new guy & N’joy. Hic°°
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Welcome, Sn[sup]ore[/sup]
BTW I like cherries too.
Did what to my member?
I’m nobody, but welcome anyway.
Your future plans sound interesting. Btw, have you seen Snakes on a Boat yet?
I had an incident once with a bottle of, well, you. To this day the smell of JB makes me feel quesy. I’ll be upwind, since we don’t have a pukey smilie yet. Enjoy your stay.
Welcome to the boards, jimbeam! Now we have a drink to add…
Hey! I only nitpick Star Wars. Oh, and Harry Potter. And the Matrix. And Aliens. And…
Oh, how about Cafe Society stuff only?
I would like welcome you to the SDMB…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4860916&postcount=288
…with a ‘Cease and Desist’ order!
Gotta protect my trademarks, yaknow.
welp… I gotta go see my lawyer, be back later. ~JB
I get back w/ya usernames asap. wonderlust? oookay
::: drags What Exit over to the sofa to sleep it off :::
Good Lord, it’s only noon. We have a reputation to keep up. Could someone keep the cheap drunks out of sight of the new members?
jimbeam, never mind. I tried to make a bad joke. Then I apparently lost all ability to be coherent. I’m a little distracted today–it’s payday, and my pay has apparently vanished. (Grrrr.)
Anyway, welcome to the boards.
Hi jimbeam. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 
Welcome! Any friend of **twicks ** is a friend of mine! She did tell you about the requisite chocolate love offerings that all new members are required to send me, didn’t she? No, really, it’s a rule. OK, maybe it’s not a rule, but it should be.
