Fart-assisted poop outside

Does anyone else see poop as helpless beings? They are victims in a cruel world. We force the gas-propelled beings out of our bodies and into their watery grave. Please think about them next before you wipe away all that remains of their sad existence.

GQ does not stand for Genetic Quirks… :rolleyes:


Yer pal,
Satan

*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, four weeks, one day, 28 minutes and 3 seconds.
8480 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,060.10.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 1 day, 10 hours, 40 minutes.

David B used me as a cite!*

I’m feeling deja-vue of a Ren & Stimpy episode (no, not our Stimpy).

Do I even need to explain why I’m closing this?