snif snif
I didn’t find that enjoyable at all.
Hey everyone!
Look at this, yoyodyne may actually have given the correct answer!
… we can’t allow that in MPSIMS! :mad:
Farting is one of the few things where I tend to lean to the Right.
um, sorry? :smack: Obviously it doesn’t apply to everyone, but I suspect it does result in an overall tendency to lean left, particularly when diarrhea is involved. The difference would certainly be noticed when receiving an enema. There’s probably a graduate thesis in there somewhere.
Joke, joke! Real answers are good! Don’t stop! Was just teasing because everyone else is giving silly answers.
I’m right handed. I lean left while sitting to fart. And-- ::looks around nervously:: I pull my left butt cheek to fart while standing. But only in the privacy of my own home. Honest. In public, I back up against my hubby’s leg to fart. You know, to muffle the sound, of course. 
Girls can be gross too.
:mad: What about mine?!! Okay, so it’s probably way off, but silly??!!!
Just for that, I :lifts up right butt cheek: fart in your general direction.