Pretty much anything would work with these two openers:
Funny things said during love making/intimate moments…
who wants to take a stained glass class w/ me?
Evil Villain threats that just don’t come off right
Half monkey/ half jelly fish
from MPSIMS
I just got a death threat about my website
and now the bad news…
(I think they took that particularly well.)
Can’t resist-
MPSIMS
**FYI - I’m Happy (textbook MPSIMS)
I’m going to masturbate into a cup sometime in the next week.**
MPSIMS:
I have found a good successor to Bloom County…
Non-Drug Remedies That Work (Share Yours Here!)
And as i look around my chair i realize…
I’m going to masturbate into a cup sometime in the next week
A Small Request from the Moderators
Your baby picture on-line
In GD:
Expensive Speech in the NBA
The cleansing of the English language?
In GQ:
Hill or Mountain
Original Race
How does one get a stray cat from peeing on one’s house?
A Chemist’s worst nightmare
Kerry Weaver Bisexual?
Just a man
One that just had to be posted, from GQ:
What real-world family do the Sopranos represent?
Three parter: Eunuchs, Castrati, Wayne Newton
I guess we can count on the Raiders for something…
Today is my birthday!
I find it REALLY amazing that …
The world is doomed
Statistical Nakedness
Dopers, I need your prayers here
My family on Scooby Doo!
The #1 thing that bugged me this week
So I guess I’m an Asshole?
Another one for ChiefScott
When did you first say
So, I guess I’m an Asshole
I find it really amazing that
woo-hoo! lefty and righty are getting pierced!
The #1 thing that bugged me this week
Statistical Nakedness
I guess we can count on the Raiders for something
It’s only a movie
An alien message
Hey! All yous vegetarians out dere!
I got two Piranhas
Name the twins!
In Great Debates:
Question for fundamental creationists
Holden Caulfield–too white to be relevant?
Why do people hate sex work?
Teacher/Student Relationship Debate…
Which Martial Arts discipline kicks the most ass?
What if Japan had won?
Zero Tolerance in Grade Schools…Does it work?
Kids in school refusing to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance?!
In MPSIMS:
I went to the doctor today…
I’m getting laid too much.
I went to the doctor today…
…and now the bad news.
I’m getting laid too much.
Tell me what I should do…
…and now the bad news.
She’s here!!!
This just came up in GQ. I about died.
Where does sewage go?
Why is hospital jello invariably green (lime)?
What is a guy to do, but…
Name racerx’s boobs
GD:
What method should be used for Timothy McVeigh?
Men, Women, and Birth Control
GQ:
Did KFC change its name because it no longer uses real chicken?
Toxin.
Who invented American Cheese?
Billy Joel
All from GQ
Where does sewage go?
Caesar3 CD
Head over heels
“Threw him for a loop” - etymology?
Elizabeth II, Queen of Belize
Copious amounts of ejaculate