Faster, Sequential Thread Titles—Kill! Kill!

From MPSIMS—

When Bisexuality Goes Bad
Blue Ball

A Warning For All Men
Cyber Temptation Island

Gods and Goddesses
Potentially Embarrassing Combinations

From GQ—

Why Do I Have Red Hair?
Batteries, Coffee, Film and Glow Sticks

If We Know Where Bin Laden Is, Why Don’t We Pick Him Up?
Free Tootsie Pops!

From MPSIMS:

I Sneeze Down My Shirt
Name The Twins!

A Russ Meyer reference!? Who are you and what have you done with the real Eve?

CNN recognizes our fellow Doper - The Bad Astronomer
Eve? Eve? Anybody?

Eve? Eve? Anybody?
Still no orgasm.

I bet I have the most pitiful lunch of everyone.
WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!

Cyber Temptation Island
Signs that the marriage may not work

Still no orgasm.
Would y’all STOP IT!

Still no orgasm.
WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!

Someone find a thread title that doesn’t go with “Still no orgasm.”

in MPSIMS:

Diane slept with Danny last night
Still no orgasm

Damn!

Robin

Another Sign The Apocalypse Is Nigh
Still no orgasm
When Bisexuality Goes Bad
Parental Pride Thread

Who’s looking at my pictures?
Gods & goddesses

From MIPSIMS:

Wish Us Luck!

Still no orgasm.

When Bisexuality Goes Bad

This makes me feel all icky for noticing it, but . . .

In IMHO

Tightie Whities
Showering With Junior Highers

You are what you eat
LIAR

I have some sad news to report about Purplebear
Virtual Bonfire
Yeah, Baby!!

MPSIMS

A Small Request from the Moderators
who wants to take a stained glass class w/ me?

Let magdalene make your pathetic life look good on a resume.
I’m going to masturbate into a cup sometime in the next week.

More MPSIMS…

…and now the bad news.
you are what you eat

Half monkey/ half jelly fish
I have found a good successor to Bloom County…

Gods & goddesses
New Job DubDope?

…and furthermore…
Who’s looking at my pictures?

Kerry Weaver Bisexual?
you are what you eat

And as I look around my chair I realize…

I got a death threat about my website

Threadkillers: the aftermath