[Bizarro Seinfeld episode]
Fargas!
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burl Ives huh. I guess they must think I use grecian formula because I always get “Eat Santa, eat” when I order something small. Wiseguys. I got your “jolly” right here on the back of my hand.
I had a similar experience. I went to BK yesterday because I had a craving for a squarefish sandwich and BK was the nearest place that serves it. I ordered the large meal and a diet coke. I even told the guy at the window a second time “diet coke”. They obviously thought I couldn’t possibly want the diet drink with my extremely fattening meal so they gave me regular coke. Blecch! I don’t drink regular coke because I can’t stand it’s overly sweet taste, I actually prefer the diet … until they decide to put Splenda in it.
“Peas, full of country goodness and green peaness.”
chukhung has just moved up a few notches on the “awesome posters” list, I think. Bwa ha ha!
–scout, slim veggie delite orderer
Perhaps the sandwich artist was a shy person who was taking the old advice about speaking public and they were imagining you naked.
I concur. Brilliant!
And on the general topic, yeah, sometimes we fatties just can’t win. Be seen eating a donut, well, no wonder we’re fat. Be seen eating a salad, who are we kidding? I guess we’re supposed to stay home and eat in the basement where no one can see us.
Nice work! 
Stranger
Peaness ensues? :eek:
Stranger
Heretics! How dare you! This means WAR! :mad:
Fetch me the trebuchet and the giant bowl of salad!
swampbear: you be the judge. (crappy photobucket)
Burl Ives died in 1995, according to imdb.
Oh, my…oh, my…
I find it hard to keep my mind on ol’ Burl when I have pics of a cute cub on my screen.
WHAT?
You cannot tell me you have never experienced the yummy bliss that is a perfectly made salad! Crisp, fresh cold green lettuce, chopped bits of onion, plump tangy tomatos, a few chickpeas, some freshly sliced mushrooms and little bits of cheddar or American cheese. Sprinkly with a few homemade croutons and just a touch of Italian and/or Caesar dressing and voila! The perfect lunch!
Mmmmm…rabbit food!
If you played tenor sax (like a man would) you wouldn’t look so big and that is the weirdest earlobe pimple I’ve ever seen. 
See? She’s on my side! 
Guin, come help me load up the trebuchet with salad…
Yeah, what jayjay said
BTW, salads are good. It’s cottage cheese that’s very high in calories. Must be, because only fat people (like myself) eat it
::falls of his chair laughing at chukhung’s otherSide posts, cracks his neck a little because his headphones won’t reach all the way down to the floor.::
Ow.
:dubious:
Well I’m sure that’s what the CIA and the Masons would like us to think, but who are you going to believe? Them? Or the guy working at Subway?
chaoticdonkey definitely not Burl Ives. BTW, the glasses look good on ya.
jayjay you’re right. He is a cute little cubby thang.
I’m gettin’ a little afraid of this thread, what with Kythereia and Guinastasia loading up trebuchets with rabbit food and all. Flying carrots hurt!
However, I made some f-aaaaaa-bu-lous garlic sourdough croutons last night that I could contribute should y’all run low on ammo.