Fat people who order salads

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@chaoticdonkey

Ok, I’m not the world’s skinniest person by any means… I’m about 6’0’’, and 245#. I walk into Subway and ask for a Veggie Delight salad. Sandwich Artist: :dubious: ::starts putting lettuce on::
Me: Can I get half lettuce and half spinach?
Artist: :dubious:
Me: And I’d like (list of vegetables.)
Artist: Dressing?
Me: Ranch
Artist: Tell me when there’s eno-
Me: Stop!
Artist: :dubious: …

I mean, I don’t necessarily eat salads because I think they’re amazing for me or anything. I eat them because I like them. Is it that incongruous to see fat people buying salads?

People wonder what’s the point when I order cheeseburger,fries and a diet coke…some people don’t get it…its about the taste…

[Bambi_Hassenpfeffer]

@chaoticdonkey

swampbear: you be the judge. (crappy photobucket)

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I’d hit it.

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[chaoticbear]

Figures, guys. Just figures. I go off and get a boyfriend and I get flirted with more than ever in my life. Yeah. Great timing.

@Bambi Hassenpfeffer

I’d hit it

[chaoticbear]

@wolf in second hand clothing

it’s only weird when people get a plain lettuce salad, slather it in ranch dressing, and think they’re making a health conscious meal choice. they could get the nutritional equivalent by just chugging the bottle of ranch.

It’s ok, though. There was spinach, carrots, tomatoes and cucumbers, (purists look away here) black olives, bell peppers, onions.

Yay for vegetables.

[gotpasswords]

@swampbear

Ya know, gotpasswords, I think you said something dirty there, didn’t ya?

…loads Nabisco Bear Snax in the trebuchet and aims for Leesburg…

[swampbear]

@gotpasswords

…loads Nabisco Bear Snax in the trebuchet and aims for Leesburg…

So, I shouldn’t be surprise when a trebuchet full of Lorna Doones and Nilla Wafers lands in my front yard?

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@Trunk

I think anyone who eats salad should get a :dubious:.

It is clear that you have never had a Qdoba salad - shredded beef and guacomole. More fat that a burger, that’s fo-sure.

[chaoticbear]

I have never heard of this. I must have the recipe.

[chaoticbear]

@swampbear

So, I shouldn’t be surprise when a trebuchet full of Lorna Doones and Nilla Wafers lands in my front yard?

I’m betting he meant Teddy Grahams.

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@Stranger On A Train

Peaness ensues? :eek:

Great. Peaness Envy. It’s come to this. My god.

I happen to adore a nice big salad. I don’t eat nearly enough raw greens and veggies in general. This thread has inspired me. INSPIRED ME !!! Less pork ! More pomegranate ! Less chicken ! More chickpeas !

Less Atkins !

More Pritikin !

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… :eek:

Cartooniverse

[Kythereia]

@gotpasswords

…loads Nabisco Bear Snax in the trebuchet and aims for Leesburg…

Oi! Gimme back the trebuchet! We were filling that with salad! :mad:

chases gotpasswords

[chaoticbear]

When did the trebuchet start becoming filled with salad, and from where do I need to give you coordinates to have it come in my open window?

[emekthian]

Last year I was an assistant audio tech for my school’s musical. One day we were setting up some equipment in the gym-cum-theater, and me, Joe and Eric decided to head to Carl’s Junior and buy dinner for everyone else. I don’t care much for most of the food Carl’s Junior makes, but that’s where everyone else wanted so I went along.

Anyway, we got there, and one of the few things that seemed appatizing on the menu was a salad. So I ordered it. The cashier, an Iranian-looking man about 40 years old, flat out asked me if I was on a diet.

I ed.

Then he says that it was good that I was ordering a salad because most young boys don’t pay enough attention to their health and salad is healthy because it was green.

I said nothing. There was nothing to say. Joe and Eric thought it was funny as hell though.

And that’s my salad story.