Visualize Whirled Peas
My Border Collie is smarter than your Honor Student
My Child Was the Inmate of the Month
Laughed out loud when I saw that one.
The Gene Pool Needs A Little Clorine
I’ve only seen it once, somewhere in Dallas, but I swear you could change one detail and sell it anywhere:
if you think education is expensive, try ignorance…
A couple of mine:
667 - The Neighbor of the Beast
I don’t love you anymore, since you ate my dog.
My karma ran over my dogma
and
I can’t go to work today. The voices said I have to stay home and clean the guns.
(One of my neighbors has that last one. Should I worry?)
My favorite bumper sticker is the one I put on my bravada a couple weeks ago. It reads, “Jesus Loves You, Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.”
Drink til he’s cute
Reasonable Ron’s Tires (best place in town to take a leak)
Most of my favorites are either gaming/SF related or religious:
Carpe DM: Seize the Dungeon Master
Come the Rapture, We’ll Have the Road to Ourselves
Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!
Eat moose. 10,000 wolves can’t be wrong.
I’ll think of a current one in a while (maybe), but here’s an oldie from the “created/modified by its owner” camp:
Goes back to the early 1970’s, when the 747 was still new, and Delta (based in Atlanta, where I was in college) was promoting the new jet. Someone had taken the standard slogan, and swapped the first and last words:
Jet Delta’s Big Fly
During that same era, I had one supporting the rapid transit vote: “Get This Heap Off the Road - Vote YES” and it was a heap, a 5-year old Opel Kadette.
My other car is also a piece of shit
And this one’s on my car, so I’m a little biased:
Religion stops a thinking mind
My favorite funny one:
When I married Mr. Right, I didn’t realize his first name was Always
My favorite serious one:
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then there can be peace
Currently on my car:
Honk If Anything Falls Off
From Election 2000:
George And Al Make Me Want To Ralph – VOTE NADER
One for physicists:
(on a red sticker)
Brake If This Sticker Is Blue
-Andrew L
Jeopardize your Future. Participate in dangerous free thinking.
My current favorite:
Jesus Delivers… in 30 minutes or its free.
I’ve got a friend universally known as Hobbit, so I appreciate your being careful even if he does jaywalk.
“What would Scooby Do?”
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
Stop honking I’m reloading" - popular during the LA freeway shooting days.
I think I saw a “my other car is a metro” on a ferrari once.
A few of my faves;
“Jesus is coming!
Everyone look busy”
“Forget World Peace,
Visualize using your turn signal”
“I’ll bet you could drive better if that cellphone was shoved up your ass.”
“So many pedestrians, so little time”
“If you can read this, then I’m about to slam on my brakes and sue you for rear-ending me.”
“Honk if I’m an Aggie”
(a Texas A&M joke there)