I have one of the “Hang Up and Drive!” bumper stickers on my truck… unfortunately it’s scraped up from where someone on a cell phone rear-ended me. I kid you not.
I also like:
“Save the Whales! Collect the Whole Set.”
“Don’t anger the dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”
Echo9er - whoops. I didn’t read the second page, but yours is the one I meant to cite in my post 
Don’t tailgate, or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield.
I think the saying on the popular sticker is “Nuke An Unborn Gay Baby Whale For Jesus.”
I also like the one that inspired mhendo’s sig line - “God was my co-pilot - but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him.”
And on a less cynical note, one of the coolest stickers I ever saw had bright yellow lettering on a black background and said:
GOOD HAPPENS
SHINE LIKE THE SUN
There was no smiley face in the bumper sticker. That would have made it suck.
When I moved into my current apartment, I had high hopes meeting my neighbors, because one of the cars in the lot had:
I dig pale scrawny guys
Unfortunately, she already had one, and he was paler and scrawnier than me
And yesterday going to meet a friend I was at a stoplight behind a guy with these two:
At warp factor 9, they all look green (with an Enterprise silhouette on one side and a traffic light on the other).
Real men don’t set to stun! (with a ST:TOS phaser picture).
And just to add to the thought provoking ones, one I always liked was
God is too big for one religion
I swear I just saw this one for the first time in my life yesterday.
yes, i do own the road
If you don’t like the way I drive get the hell of the sidewalk.
[sup]I actually saw a kid have that on his electric wheelchair too.[/sup]
These two seen on a VW van:
“If you want peace, work for justice”
“It has become appallingly clear that our technology has far surpassed our humanity-Albert Einstein”
My ex-stepmom, who worked in the timber industry always wanted to get one that said “Earth First-we’ll log the other planets later” It also works if you replace log with mine/pollute/destroy, etc.
Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free.
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