Oh, man. I grew up in *Fish Heads * era Dr. Demento, and I have a lot of old favourites.
I was a big fan of the punny goodness of Kip Addotta, with lines from songs such as *Wet Dream * and *Life in the Slaw Lane * still in my ammunition today.
“I’m A Wanker” by Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars.
“I’ve wanked over Germany”
“I’ve wanked over Spain”
“I’ve wanked over Italy”
“I’ve often had a wank in a plane”
About another 4 verses which I forget
John Valby’s version of Barnicle Bill The Sailor Is probly my favorite Dirty song. Oscar Brand also does a version, but Valby’s is much dirtier.
Red Peters Come Stains has all the flavour of a Red Sovine song. It’s only dirty if you think THAT WAY
Cheech and Chong’s Hey Margaret didn’t get much air-play.
Speaking of Oscar Brand…Seven Old Ladies is fun.
Piece of Shit Car by (I don’t know)
America, FUCK YA! Team World Police.
I too grew up in the 70’s, so I listened many Sundays to “The Mighty-Met” and
The Good Dr. Almost anything from that era inspires great nostalgia. My latest
Holy Grail song is Ted Knight’s Hi Guy. I’ve seen the album on ebay but have a hard time justifying getting the album.
My favourite dirty song is of course “The Dirty Song” by Bertolt Brech.
That’s why it’s called that.
For that’s my way.
I’ve always been a fan of Blow Me by Red Peters.
There used to be a bar near Clearwater, Florida (I think it was in Atlantic Beach) that had a bunch of the songs in this thread on its jukebox. A truly amazing place. Wish I could remember the name of the bar.
Adam Sandler. And the song’s official title is Ode To My Car.
Indian Rocks Beach. Atlantic Beach is on the Atlantic - not the Gulf! :smack:
All kinds of John Valby’s work is great. Not to listen to if you don’t find incredibly foul to also be incredibly funny.
As has been mentioned, Tenacious D’s “Fuck Her Gently” is lovely.
I also recommend Judge Dredd’s “Up With The Cock.” OH HEY - and the B 52s’ “Monster In My Pants.”
(I have a truly ridiculous number of novelty songs without owning a single Dr. Demento CD. Some day I have to give that man some of my money.)
Song of the Summertime, by Ezio Pinza.
Ruth Brown’s If I Can’t Sell It:
It’s about a chair, you perverts!
Was that technically by the B-52s or just Fred Schneider?
“A Lapdance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Cryin’” by the Bloodhound Gang.
Any song that starts “I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert…” is probably going to take you someplace you don’t want to be.
Liz Phair’s “Flower” is absolutely filthy and I love it. She gets bonus points for singing it in a cute little-girl voice.
“I want to f*** you like a dog
I’ll take you home and make you like it.”
We used to trick freshmen DJs in college by requesting they play Harry Nilsson’s “You’re Breaking My Heart”:
For more subtle sexual innuendo, there’s always “Chestnut Mare” by the Byrds. No, it’s not about a horse.
I think it may have been a Fred Schneider release, come to think of it; I’m not sure. The B-52 girls definitely sing on it, though. 
The Pussycat Song
*…my neighbor stole my kitty cat away from me
i told my neighbor set my pussycat free
FREE
pussy
sore
wet
hot
tight
bald
free
pussy
just a friendly little cat
[friendly little cat]
[meow]*
Yeah, it was a cut and paste from a website; although, come to think of it, ‘allemande’ probably comes from the French “a la main” (with ‘main’ pronounced ‘man’), literally ‘to the hand’. So ‘a la main left’ would be ‘to the left hand’. Perhaps the phrase in America came from New Orleans patois?
Back to songs. I love the video of “What Would Brian Boitano Do?”. Don’t know the group, but it’s hilarious.
“You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?”
The Bloodhound Gang is hilarious. “Hell Yeah” and “Take the Long Way Home” have always been my favorite tracks.
“If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea”
“If life were picture perfect you could frame it
But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it”
“Life is like a penis most people don’t know it
But most people suck so they usually blow it”
And in the pure gross-out vein, I like “Code Blue” by TSOL:
“I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They’d pile all their problems on my head
I’d rather go out and fuck the dead
'Cause I can do what I want and they won’t complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead”
Yep. Chefguy, this was on the jukebox at The Birdhouse before it burned down.
I almost hurt myself laughing at one about the Pope and rosaries and something…? My friend had some records from probably the 70s or 80s. Very funny.