Unclefucker from the South Park movie is a damned catchy tune, now that I think about it.
Since you wrote that, Argent I did a search on GOOGLE and came up with an oblique reference here:
http://www.langston.com/Fun_People/1999/1999AKH.html
How do you know this song? 
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Rodney Peters, Dear Penis
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Whoops, make that Rodney Carrington.
Vatican Rag - from That Was the Year That Was from 1965.
Bow your head with great respect and
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He got in trouble playing that during a fundraiser for Ch. 13, the PBS station in New York.
One of my favorites that I can’t find anywhere and cant remember the artist, was The Mom Rap. It was just a bunch of mom jokes and 80’s video game references, but I absolutely loved it. I remember most of the lyrics:
I saw your momma, wearing a rug, spending all of her quarters col’ playin Dig Dug
Thats a pretty cool rhyme but your momma plays Burger Time eatin’ up the pickles with a little squeeze of lime
There goes your momma playin Afterburner, jiggling the joystick like it’s a butter churner
Your momma is wack man, always playing Pacman, tried to pick her up but I threw out my back man
Isn’t that your momma playin Terminator 2 with her liquid metal booty all oozin that goo?
Your momma gets none when she’s playin Outrun. She’s kinda like a steak 'cause she’s always gettin done. Rare, ya, over there, she played Elevator Action and they made her take the stairs.
Theres more but I don’t remember it all. Wish I could find the song…
Your Mothers got a Penis by Goldie Lookin’ Chain always makes me chuckle.
And as the season approaches there’s always Bob Rivers. I particularly like the Nat King Cole impersonation on Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
“Detachable Penis” by King Missle.
Dirty songs I’d have to say:
“Strokin’” by Clarence Carter
“Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-Lot (I like big butts and I cannot lie.)
Hee hee! My friend saw him perform that on PBS and loved it (he’s 53 with the dirty mind of a 14-year-old); his son subsequently got the mp3 or whatever you whippersnappers call it (hippity hoppity music) and blasted it throughout the house.
Steely Dan
“the Fez”
its a safe sex anthem that no-one seems to know about.
25 years ago a song was making the rounds via cassette tape, but a Google search fails to reveal who originally did it. It was a woman with a very sexy voice doing the crooner thing with a big band. The name of the song was Everybody’s Fucking But Me.
I can still hear the song in my head, but the only lyrics I can remember are
Men seem to look right through me
Even my dog won’t do me
Nobody’s mentioned Meri Wilson’s “Telephone Man” yet. That’s more double-entendre than actual dirt. Still funny, though!
And back in the '50s, there was Ruth Wallis, who made a career out of double-entendre songs, the most famous of which is “The Dinghy Song”. She even started her own record label.
That’s because it was a dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb song. Yech.
But if we’re talking about novelty songs that weren’t dirty, there was one in the late 70s called Eugene. These sexy-sounding girls would sing “Ooh, who’s that sexy guy?” Then a really doofy sounding guy would respond “Uh… uh… uh… Eugene!”
One of my favorites from Dr. Demento was “Please Don’t Bang On The Piano”
“Let’s Talk dirty to the Animals” by Gilda Radner is one I enjoyed!
lyrics:
http://home.rochester.rr.com/dietch/lyrics/letstalk.txt
listen here:
http://play.rhapsody.com/gildaradner/livefromnewyork/letstalkdirtytotheanimals?didAutoplayBounce=true
Came back here to mention “Detachable Penis” but someone beat me to it.
So I’ll go with “I Wanna be your Dog”
And…there was a song they used to play on my college radio station called “Fist Fuckers Inc.” Catchy little tune.
'We’re having a gang bang" by Black Lace is a catchy little tune.
A sad, sad day, that.
Over 50 posts and nobody has mentioned Frank Zappa yet. Criminal!
How about:
Titties and Beer
Do You Like My New Car?
Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?
The Illinois Enema Bandit
or
Bobby Brown
to name but a few…
I rather like Electric Six’s “Vibrator”.
An honorable mention goes to Family Guy’s “You Have AIDS” song.