I might know who did that, now that I think about it. There was a transgendered female singer by the name of Jane Wayne County who did a song called If You Don’t Want to Fuck Me, Then, Baby, Fuck Off and that sounds like something she might have done. (I’ve got one of her albums around here someplace, but I’ve only listened to the one track off of it.)
Also, Da Vinci’s Notebook sings Enormous Penis. Hilarious.
At this time of year, I like Bob Rivers’ “I am Santa Claus”
I’m the first one to get to mention David Allen Coe? Those party records he made in the early 80’s (minus the horribly racist stuff, I’ve got no truck with that stuff) are some of the dirtiest and sometimes funniest stuff I’ve ever heard.
That was one of my (very Catholic) mother’s favorites.
Since we’ve ventured into the realm of the blasphemous, I’ll share my current favorite, Old Time God.
WARNING: This links to page with an mp3 file. (It doesn’t play automatically. You have to click it.) The page is OK, but the mp3 is definitely NSFW.
If we’re on the subject of Frank Zappa, then I have to insist that “Dinah-Moe Hum” is one of the nastiest songs he ever did, just plain dirty from the beat to the lyrics–love that song!
“Closer” by NIN, duh…
Big HELL YEAH for Bloodhound Gans “Lapdance,” I played that for a friend of mine who’d just had an angiogram and I was scared shitless he was going to blow his femoral artery out like an inner tube…
In recent years it’s been done by the Asylum Street Spankers. (They’ve also done great versions of the aforementioned “Shave 'em Dry” and “The Pussycat Song”.) Not sure who the original was done by, but if you go to the Spankers’ web site and drop them an e-mail (ask for Christina) they probably know.
I just put a selection of novelty records up on my web site. None of them is dirty, although there are a couple of double entendre selections.
Ukulele Ike - you should know that the records include a Cliff Edwards selection.
For catchy tunes, besides “Uncle Fucker” that is, you can’t do better than Monty Python’s “Sit On My Face”.
The Copulatin’ Blues is a “must-have” cd for “dirty song” aficionados.
Enjoy!
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Anything by Bo Carter.
Then from the 60’s we had Doug Clark and The Hot Nuts who had the song “Hot Nuts” and multiple LP’s featuring all kinds of dirty versions of popular tunes, such as " I Wannna Hand Your Hole". :eek:
They made appearances on various college campuses’ frat houses, and you got your choice of ratings: I forget the names of the ratings, but let’s just say the one before Very Raunchy had the boys playing in see-through raincoats.
I had the pleasure of seeing them live during a rush at what was then known as West Georgia College in Carrollton, Georgia.
Yep, we had them playing as “Raunchy”.
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Are we really on page 2 of this thread with no mention of AC/DC’s “Big Balls”?
Actually, they have a great collection of Shel Silverstein’s lyrics and other glimpses of the more “adult” side of his output here, with the complete lyrics to that song here.
Thanks for that very informative link, MisterThyristor! I love Shel’s art and his words.
Bare had it right: He left too soon.
I still play and sing “Greasy Grit Gravy and Gizzard Greens” for my grandkids on my guitar.
What a wonderful talent!
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I like Entering Marion:
Every year I drive out to Cape Cod for the last part of June.
Leave the city by ten and you’re there in the late afternoon.
On the way there’s a village called Marion that you pass through.
The first time I approached it, I’ll always remember the sign that came into view.
It said, “Entering Marion.”
And I thought, “What a fun little sign!”
But the feeling of entering Marion
Had a kick that was hard to define…
A rapturous rush, a physical flush,
Chills up and down the spine.
For the few minutes I was in Marion
All Massachusetts was mine.
2 pages and no mention of “The I-95 Song” by Jimmy Buffett yet?
My band received at least 4 requests a night for that song. Rather disconcerting when we played the senior citizens’ centers and an 88 year old requested “the song about the asshole…”
Did Meri also do Peter the Meter Reader?
Dr. D also had one called “Long John Blues”
*I’ve got a dentist, who’s over 7 feet tall
Long John they call him and he answers every call.
I went to long John’s office and told him the pain was killin’.
He told me not to worry, that my cavity just needed fillin’.
He took out his trusty drill, he told me to open wide
He said he wouldn’t hurt me but he filled my (w)hole inside*
30 years later I still can’t go to the dentist without giggling
And yes, TSOL was all wrong with Code Blue.
"And I don’t even care how she died,
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde! "
Yes, Meri did “Peter The Meter Reader” and several other variations on the theme.
Thanks, freckafree. I sent this to my brother the Baptist pastor. He’ll think it’s hilarious.