Favorite Dumb Intermission Stunt?

Having already hit on the plethora of silly Hockey team names in this thread, I now have to ask if any other sport has intermission stunts that are as silly as:

  1. The Frozen T-shirt - Take 5 folded t-shirts. Soak in water. Freeze solid. Hand to five guys. The first one to put a shirt on wins. This game degenerates as soon as one guy realizes he can get an advantage if the other guys can’t hold on to their shirts.

  2. Nothing stops a Trane® - Put a Trane air conditioner on a palette. Put young foolish male in BMX armor and hockey shoulder pads at center ice. Have cheesy mascot shove air conditioner as hard as possible (from goal line to blue line). Young foolish male who stops the air conditoner in the shortest distance possible wins.

  3. Chuck a Puck - Put a big bullseye on center ice. Have fans buy a numbered hockey puck for $1. Have fans throw said pucks onto ice, aiming for bullseye (or cheesy mascot or stupid announcer). Fan with numbered puck closest to center wins a prize. Every time I’ve seen this, the “late pucks” come out just in time for the start of the next period.

  4. Hockey Girlfriend - Ok, not sure about the real name for this one, but the idea is that a hockey player’s gear is scattered all over the rink. Usually a young female is given a big hockey bag and has to go collect all the gear, put it in the bag, and bring it back to center ice. This stunt shows, once again, that you should always were sensible shoes (with retractable nail studs) when going to your local hockey game.