favorite line from a movie

In My Humble Opinion
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BIg Lebowski stands out for quite a few that I can’t remember, but the ones I can:

(Cowboy guy talking to dude):
“Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you” (quirky cause I’m from Australia :slight_smile:

(Later…or earlier)

John Goodman:“You are entering a world of pain”

(Later or ealier)

Nihilist: “I fuck you up!”

Also in aliens, when hudson is replying to his Captain (the black dood) during briefing:

Captn: “Any questions?”

Hudson: “Yeah, how do I get out of this chicken shit outfit”

Every single time anyone asks me that in a job interview, a uni lecture…anywhere, I always cackle inside my brain.

Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop:
Axel: “YEah but I gotta hand deliver these…flowers are my life!”

LAter…or earlier

Axel: (Nasal tone) “You not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe…you gotta say it like this (deep) Im not falling for no banana in the tail pipe! You been hanging out with this guy too long”

Love it

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tsk tsk tsk, SPOOFE, it’s “Assholes”,not “assholes”. A proper name. A fine Family name. I am soooo disapointed in you. Butchering a great movie line like that, sheesh.

(said with awe)“They’ve gone Plaid.” SPACEBALLS

“No matter where you go, there you are.” used alot, but I first heard it in THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE EIGHTH DIMENSION

Now using the “Standard Shift Sig” to improve server speed:
“Oh, for the love of Mike” BGY-11

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“Yippie ki yay, motherfucker.” John McClane to Hans Gruber: Die Hard

It was used, less effectively, in the next two Die Hard movies, but the first will always hold a special place in my heart.

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“Oooooh. That’s not RIGHT…” from Galaxy Quest.

–And isn’t anyone going to quote Inigo Montoya’s line from The Princess Bride?–

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“Just plain giddy irresponsibility!” – Mary Poppins

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My favorites:

“What the hell kind of clown are you?”
“The crying on the inside kind I guess.” -Bill Murray (Quick Change)

“I didn’t get a harumph outta that guy.” -Mel Brooks
“Give the Governor a ‘Harumph’.” -Harvey Korman (Blazing Saddles)

“Its good to be the King.” -Mel Brooks (History of the World Pt 1)

“Still don’t get the big brain bit do you?” -Rip Torn (Defending Your Life)

“Sir, it is said that the people are revolting.” -Harvey Korman
“You said it, they stink on ice.” -Mel Brooks (H.o.t.W. I)

“I know who you look like, you look like the piss boy.”
“And you look like a bucket of sh*t.” (See above)

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  1. “If they hadn’t have done what I told them not to do, they’d still be alive.” Mr Blonde (Michael Madsen), Reservoir Dogs

  2. (Mouthed, not spoken) “I’m Batman. I’m Batman.” Bruce Wayne (Michael Keaton), Batman

  3. I got Madonna’s big dick coming outta my left ear, and Toby the Jap-I-don’t-know-what coming outta my right." Mr White (Harvey Keitel), Reservoir Dogs

  4. “No reward is worth this.” Han Solo (Harrison Ford), Star Wars

And a few exchanges from movies. Not individual lines.

1)"‘Remember the Fantastic Four?’ ‘Yeah, with the Insivible Bitch and Flame On and shit, right?’ '‘The Thing. The fucker looks just like The Thing.’" Mr Orange (Tim Roth) and cop friend, Reservoir Dogs

  1. “‘Did he do it?’ ‘He says not.’ ‘They all say not.’ 'That’s why they all have to be defended. That’s justice.” Joann (Elizabeth Perkins) and Robin (Judd Nelson), From the Hip
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Oh, yeah! From Wizards:

“I’m glad you changed your last name, you sonuvabitch.”

It even tops “Let me show you a little trick Mother taught me when you weren’t around…<BLAMBLAMBLAM>”.

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(as Clouseau builds to his climactic accusation…)

“and so you killed him, in a rit of fealous jage!”

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My favorites:
–Rick: …“why are you closing me down?”

–Capt. Renault:…“i’m shocked, shocked to discover that GAMBLING is going on in here!”

–Policeman: …“your winnings, sir!”

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From Lair Of The White Worm
Guy: “Do you have children?”
Sultry, sexy woman: “Only when there aren’t any men around.”

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from Snatch

  1. Tommy: whats wrong with this caravan then?

Turkish: Nothing, Tommy,(unhinging the door) It’s TIP TOP…I’m just not sure about the COLOUR!

–
2. beforre zee GERRMANNS get here! -

  1. U want sugar with that?

No thank u Turkish, I’m SWEET enough!

  1. Turkish:Well the rabbit gets f*cked.

Tommy: what like PROPER f*cked.

Turkish: yeah…beforrre zee germanns get there.

erm…thats all for now. THAT WHOLE MOVIE CRACKS ME UP!! :smiley:

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I DID, I DID!!!

sniffle

I guess I’m just invisible.

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I like Hunter S. Thompsons’ quotes

The Trainspotting intro isn’t bad either:

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I can’t believe nobody quoted this gem from Stripes:

Winger (Bill Murray): I rarely wear underwear, but when I do, it’s usually something very special.

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More from “Princess Bride”:

Westley: As you wish.

Vizzini: HE DIDN’T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

Vizzini: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia”, but only slightly less famous is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!”. Hahahahahah!

Buttercup: We’ll never survive!
Westley: Nonsense! You’re only saying that because no one ever has.

From “Star Wars”:

Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Darth Vader: The Force is strong with this one

C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That’s 'cause droids don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.

From “The Empire Strikes Back”:

Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Han Solo: Who’s scruffy-looking?

Han: Never tell me the odds!

Han Solo: Laugh it up, fuzzball!

Yoda: No! Try not. Do… or do not. There is no try.

Princess Leia Organa: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.

From “The In-Laws”:

Vince Ricardo: Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine!

Vince Ricardo: Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That’s really the key to the benefit program.

Vince: Just go with the flow, Shel, just go with the flow.
Sheldon: What flow? There isn’t any flow.

From “The Producers”:

Leo Bloom: I’m in pain and I’m wet and I’m still hysterical!!

Leo: Let’s assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.
Max: Assume away.
Sorry, this went longer than I planned. Love the IMDB.

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“Hey, Morty!”

That’s from Undercover Blues.

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“I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We both know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We’re a knowledgeable family.”
–Geoffrey, The Lion in Winter

“Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible. Dead…just as good.”
–Edward Longshanks, Braveheart

“You’re like the who’s not the least bit sorry he stole, but he’s terribly, terribly sorry he’s going to jail.”
–Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind

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Norm (referring to John Lennon) in A Hard Day’s Night “I’ve toyed with the idea of a ball and chain, but he’d just rattle them at me, and in public too.”
George in AHDN “Oh yes, I’m quite prepared for that eventuality”

Paul: “Oh if this too too solid flesh would melt…ZAP!”

Sherek: “What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?”

Sherek: “It’s not me being taller than you, it’s you being shorter than I am.”

and…
Paul: He’s probably in a middle of some orgy by now…Orgy!
Old man: What about me?
John: You’re too old.

From HELP!
Inspector: It’s the famous bangle tiger from the famous Berlin Zoo
John: Oh, so famous he is?

Ringo: It must be their tea-time.
From Tombstone
Doc: I’m your huckleberry

Doc: Why Johnny, you’re no daisy, you’re no daisy at all!

Turkey: Shoot Doc, why you doing this? It isn’t your fight.
Doc: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend
Turkey: Well, I got lots of friends
Doc: I don’t

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From Princess Mononoke:

“Life is suffering. It is hard, the world is cursed, but somehow, you find reasons to keep living.” - Leper

“When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.” - Jigo

“Listen, you owe me and I’ve come to collect. When you needed riflemen I provided them, and without those riflemen you lose Irontown. Oh, I’m sorry, did that sound like a threat?” - Jigo

“I got it!” - Jigo, right before an iron box hits him in the torso and sends him flying

“You cannot alter your fate. However, you may rise to meet it if you choose.” - Village Wise Woman

“He’s a god, it will take more than one shot.” -Eboshi