Of course, I HAD to read all these at work.
Just to make sure I don’t repeat any, of course!
Oh, please consider these paraphrases.
Blazing Saddles
Gene Wilder (spoken to two passing Klansmen): “Boys! Oh boys!”
Clevon Little: “Where da white wimmen at?”
Railroad foreman: “What in the name of the Wide Wide World of Sports is going on here? We’re out here to get some track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”
(And, of course, “Pardon me while I whip this out!”)
Aliens:
“Game over man! Game over!”
Patton:
“No poor dumb bastard has ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his.”
“When you put your hand, into a face full of goo that used to be your best friend’s face … well, you’ll know what to do.”
MASH:
(spoken during the football game.)
“All right you sonofabitch, your fuckin’ head’s comin’ right off.”
(First time I heard these words. Made an impression on the wee bairn.)
Oh, and when Gould and Sutherland bursting into the operating room.
Nurse: “What are you two hoodlums doing here?”
Gould: “Lady, we are the pros from Dover, and we figure to crack this kid’s chest and make it out to the golf course before dark. So I want you to get this kid prepped for surgery, and then call down to the kitchen for some sandwiches. Ham will be fine, steak even better, and see if you can find one nurse who can work in close without getting her tits in my way!”
From one of the “Pink Panther” movies. Clouseau’s in a mansion and he gets his hand caught in a greave with a ball and chain attached. He manages to swing it wildly and destroy a concert grand piano.
Woman: “That was a valuable antique!”
Clouseau: “Natt anny moire”
(That became a common phrase with me.)
Ghostbusters:
Bill Murray: “Let’s show this bitch how we do things downtown.”
Annie Potts: “I like to read, too. Do you like to read?”
One of the Ghostbusters: “Print is dead!”