“Sir!, You look like the piss boy.”
“And you look like a sack of shit!”
“No Sir, you DO look like the piss boy.”
- History of the World, Part I
“…find the mightiest oak in the forest and cut it down with {dramatic pause} A HERRING”
- The Holy Grail
I forgot one…
“She turned me in to a newt.”
“A newt?”
“I got better”
Again - The Holy Grail
“No Mr. Bond, I expect them to die.”
-Dr. No, Dr. No"
Ah, I don’t believe this is correct. If I recall correclty, the scene is Bond strapped to a table with a laser getting ready to give him a particularly nasty vasectomy, to which Bond says"
"Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?’
And Goldfinger replies:
“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
My favorite movie quotes:
“I am big. Its the pictures that got small.”
“Professor Marvel, can we come with you to see the crowned heads of Europe?”
“Do you you know any?”
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”
“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”
Joon: “You’re out of your tree.”
Sam: “It’s not my tree.”
Maybe some of these have been mentioned already, but oh well.
“Whoa.”
—Neo, “The Matrix”
“Do you have any last words?”
“Yeah, I’d like a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I wanna shit in your hat, and I GOT to have Mae West sit on my face because I am one HORNY motherf*cker!”
—Toot-Toot, “The Green Mile”
“Fine Scottish weather we’re having, rain’s fallin straight down and kinda to the side like.”
—William Wallace, “Braveheart”
“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
—The Godfather movies. Take your pick.
“Someday you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.”
—Hawkeye, “Last of the Mohicans”
[in regards to an answering machine message]
“This is an outgoing message, so I think you should be more outgoing.”
“HI THIS IS SAM!!!”
Can’t think of any more just now…be back later.
Oh, yeah, how about this:
“I am a god.”
—Bill Murray “Groundhog’s Day”
From Miller’s Crossing:
Verna: “That’s not why you came here”
Tom: “Tell me why I came”
Verna: “Oldest reason there is…”
Tom: “There are friendlier places to drink…”
From Brad Pitt in “Snatch”
" Cup a tea for the large fella?"
" Why would I want a fkin Caravan with no Fkin Wheels"
Oh yeah, Anything said in “Fight Club” at all, that whole movie is quotable.
Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
General “Buck” Turgidson
Mr. President, you can’t just let the Russian Ambassador in the war room! He-he might see the Big Board!
and
We cannot have a mineshaft gap!
From Dr. Strangelove
Fasten your seatbelts - it’s going to be a bumpy night. All About Eve .
I’m black and I’m proud. The Commitments. 
“Dreams die hard and we hold them in our hands long after they have turned to dust.” -Bowen, Dragonheart
Draco: I do long for death but I do fear it.
Bowen: Why? What have you to lose but your life?
Draco: My soul…
-Dragonheart
“This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box. Anybody feel like fried eggs?” -The Riddler, Batman Forever
“Death smiles at every man. All a man can do is smile back.” -Maximus, Gladiator
“Mortals are but shadows and dust, Maximus. Shadows and dust!” -Gladiator
“Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them. I do not care how crazy they are.” -From Dusk Til Dawn
“No, no, listen, don’t listen to me, listen.” -Butterfly, The Last Unicorn
“I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge, that myth is more potent than history. I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts - that hope always triumphs over experience, that laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.” - The Crow
where your tool?
what fucking tool?
this fucking tool (ray winstone goes apeshit with a wrench or somethin)
Im the daddy now next time ill fuckin kill ya!
SCUM
“your the son of a thousand fathers, each one of them bastards like you”
good,bad and the ugly
"“were gonna need a bigger boat”
JA//S
“game over man, game over”
hudson in AL()ENS
“break all urselves”
dont be a menace while drinkin your juice in the hood
“wot u say bout ma momma?”
menaceIIsociety
“IDIOTS, you have captured their stunt doubles”
Space balls - u gotta watch this scene, be prepared to laugh for about , oh a week or so.