Hell, I havn’t been here long enough to dislike anyone so far, but names thatleap to mind are Satan, kellibelli, GuanoLad, Shirley Ujest, and Chrisctp - however the first profile I read was CK Dexter Haven’s and when I got all the jokes, I couldn’t read his name without saying it (mentally) with a drunken sing song a la Mike Conner everytime I see now.
I have to :::choke::: agree with Con #3, that this place would be a total bore without all of the different personalities who post here. There are a few people who I can’t help but like (I’ll keep my other list to myself). I am sure that I have forgotten some, so forgive me.
ChrisCTP - She is the sweetheart of the SDMB without trying to be too “cute”. I know from reading her posts that we would be good friends IRL if she lived closer.
Satan - Pure evil. I love it! Hey, ditch that Heather chick. 
E1Skeptic - He’s really a nice guy! Goodlooking kids (the dad isn’t too bad either)! Has some great information on Mexican vacations, too.
Melin - A great friend who I really miss seeing on this board. Thank God for AOL IM.
Con #3 - What can I say? I can kick your ass here and in real life, so don’t fuck with me, M’Kay? (Actually, I love ya man, but don’t expect me to admit it beyond this thread.)
Big Iron - When are you heading West? Hummmmm???
Zette - Nice lady who helped me through a rough time.
Byzantine - The Utah babes have to stick together. Hurry home.
Opalcat - She’s amazing.
Michelle - I have this incredible urge to mother her.
Flora - Cracks me up.
Auraseer, Slythe, SqrlCub - Nice guys.
Diane - What a bitch!
>^,^<
KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
Ten! I got TEN! That’s up from NUTHIN’ on the last Favorite Poster thread!
WAAAAH-HOOOOOO!!!
:::Not letting popularity go to my head at all…:::
Veni, Vidi, Visa … I came, I saw, I bought.
How could I forget Zette, Drain Bead, SqrlCub, TVeblen, dougie_monty? So many interesting posters here! It’s great to have a board to read that isn’t clogged with drivel.
And if you think there are troll problems on THIS board, look around a little. The trolls here seem so young, and innocent. Helpless. Almost cute!
Geez, a few weeks ago BunnyGirl had an entire thread devoted to her. Now she only gets one lousy mention (OK, so wasn’t really lousy omniscientnot). Guess that’s what happens when you quit posting so frequently. (Glad the job’s going well, BunnyGirl! :))
In response to the OP, I’m going to take the stance of “too damn many to list.”
Yankee Blue:
Same here! 
Finally, someone mentions me! I swear, every time one of these threads comes out, my name is brought up less and less.
Frankly, I think you’re all a bunch of frozen bloody tampon popsicles. Except for Satan. And that’s only because I want to do him.
Jeez, I’m just kidding! Why’s everyone looking at me like that?
Well, maybe I wasn’t kidding about the Satan part. But everything else was a joke, I swear!
The sound you hear is my jaw dropping to the ground…
Wow, that’s convenient…
(the sound you just heard was everyone ELSE’S jaws dropping to the ground)
TVeblen is now my favorie poster because I’ve finally broken onto the charts. Thanks Veb! In your honor, I’m going to reread The Theory of the Leisure Class and this time I’m not going to just skip ahead to the sex scenes.
Ok, because I’m feeling slightly like an insomniac (7 a.m. and still haven’t gone to bed…) I tallied all the votes.
-Kellibelli is the most popular poster: 19 votes.
-Satan is next with 15 votes.
(Does anyone else find this amusing?)
-Phil is third with 12 votes. Due largely, I’m sure, to his congeniality and warmth.
-I’m tied with ChiefScott for number four. (Woo-hoo, tied up with the Chief…)
-Opal has 10 votes. Can’t believe that… she should be on EVERYONE’S list.
I’m going to try to sleep now. Just as soon as I smoke another cigarette and finish my Coke… if the baby doesn’t wake up first.
Veni, Vidi, Visa … I came, I saw, I bought.
I just post alot, familiarity breeds acceptance…once you all finish with the sumliminal training I am putting you through…we will take over the world!!
Shit! Did I say that out loud?
hey, I paid my ten bucks so I wanna vote too, its got to be Satan; Office Girl is a close second but that’s mainly because she can put her ankles behind her head. And I have to say I kind of miss Stoidela.
It only hurts when I laugh.
I want to concede the election to kellibelli. Though I appreciate all of my supporters (especially Drain), it is obvious that, like in most public elections, that the candidate with the most exposure wins. We all know how much kells is willing to expose of herself…
Gotcha, kellibelli! 
HEY! I can put my feet behind my head too!
Uuuumph
I need to add Strainger (especially since he says such nice things about me :)). I can’t believe I forgot, he has been keeping a low profile lately.
Satan.
Sniff I kinda miss me, too.
This is a non-smoking area. If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and act accordingly.
Thank you, pricciar, that was sweet!
I can see MYSELF as a character in a Ben Katchor comic, arguing Breakfast Specials and debating the mint content of toothpicks, but I seriously doubt that Flora has ankles that thick.
Ben Katchor’s women…brrrrrrrr.
Uke
Keep looking, she’s around
It’s hard to remember names right off the bat, but two I feel guilty for omitting before are CDextHvn and Bluepony. Both make me laugh and make me think And I’m sure there are dozens and dozens more I’m forgetting (it’s also hard to remember how to spell some of these names right off the top of my head, too )
Everyone, I love you all and have a great day
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
God-
That was a good one!
Beefy Lover(even though I think he’s dead) and Uncle Beer, cuz they hail from T-town!
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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