The “Junior Mints,” definitely.
“Hey Jerry, I found some Junior Mints in my purse. You want some?”
“NOOOOOO!!!” [Tosses purse at her].
“You mean the mint went into the hole?”
My favorite was the “Merv Griffin” one.
Dead on aseymayo!
“The Boyfriend” one with Keith Hernandez was absolutely hilarious.
“There had to of been a second spitter!”
“Festivus for the rest of us” was also great.
Better stop, I could go on forever
I love all the ones mentioned, but one of my favorites is “The Jimmy”. It was the one where Kramer wore those crazy basketball shoes to make him jump higher…and through a series of accidents, is believed to be retarded. Mel Torme sings at the end.
Also, there is a guy named Jimmy who only speaks in the third person.
Someone here had “Vandelay! Say Vandelay!” as their sig line. Cracked me up every time I read it.
I’ve won some money due to the episode “The Contest”. I’ll bet someone money that they don’t know who won it. They always say that George won.
I then say they’re wrong and refer to the last episode where George admits he cheated while the plane is about to crash (and take their money).