Unlikely to be Y3K compatible
“Don’t talk to me of your Archimedes’ lever… Give me the right word and the right accent and I will move the world.” - Joseph Conrad
“There are only two things that are infinite: The Universe, and human stupidity-- and I’m not sure about the Universe.”
–A. Einstein
“East is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.” – Marx
Wesley pressed Data’s Control-Alt-Delete keys. He enjoyed this immensley,
especially when the pretentious Android was about to say something important.
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
Nobody ever calls me after they’ve done something smart.
Stir Good. Puppy on bottom.
Stupidity should be painful.
Rap music is for people incapable of non-linear thought.
Sometimes life is so great you just gotta muss up your hair and quack like a duck!
“The thing about a duck is, one of it’s legs are both the same”
I told you not to be stupid, you moron.
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly
“The man who cannot laugh at himself should be handed a mirror.”
If I were beaned with a fastball, fling my limp, lifeless body to first, cause, dammit, I earned it!
If rocket scientists are so smart, why do they count backwards?
“Women are expected to do twice as much as men in half the time and for no credit. Fortunately, this isn’t difficult.”
- Charlotte Whitton (1896 - 1975)
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
-Charles Schulz