Sigh.
:rolleyes:
Aw, c’mon–you didn’t really think that you could control the oversized cat herd that is the SDMB, did you? 
Worf, in response to Data’s litany of how to care for Spot the cat:
“I will feed him.”
Then, walking out of the room and holding the cat at arms’ length, Worf sneezes. 

Come on, guys!
It has to be:
“Beam me up, Scotty.”
Huh?
What do you mean, he never said it?
Are you sure about that?
Really?
Damn!
Well, Malodorous already said it, but it has to be Scotty, talking to the mouse on the Macintosh:
“Computer?”
It was the best of those movies.
Worf: If it’s not important who wins, why do we keep score?
I’ll also violate the rules a little bit to nominate Garak’s speech at the end of “In The Pale Moonlight”:
“That’s why you came to me, isn’t it, captain? Because you knew I could do those things that you weren’t capable of doing? Well, it worked. And you’ll get what you wanted: A war between the Romulans and the Dominion. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant, and all it cost was the life of one Romulan senator, one criminal, and the self-respect of one Starfleet Officer. I don’t know about you, but I’d call that a bargain.”
“Get the cheese to sickbay.”, as said by B’Elanna Torres in the Voyager episode “Learning Curve”.
The quote pretty well sums up my opinion of Voyager.
I agree. For me, that’s the ultimate Star Trek captain’s moment. I even started a thread on it a while back, but search isn’t being my friend right now.
You know, before I answer any more questions there’s something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I’ve spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled hundreds of miles to be here, I’d just like to say… GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it’s just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you’re dressed! You’ve turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME! I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves? You, you must be almost 30… have you ever kissed a girl? 
“So. Five card stud, nothing wild.
The sky’s the limit.”
Picard, the final words spoken in TNG.
A runner up is the aformentioned; THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
“I’d advise ya ta keep dialin’, Oxymyx!” - Spock, wearing natty fedora, wielding tommy gun, and suddenly enlightened into wise-guy lingo.
“The needs of the many…”
“Outweigh the needs of the few.”
“Or the one.”
From Star Trek VI:
KIRK: I can’t believe I kissed you!
MARTIA (in Kirk form): It must have been your lifelong fantasy!
Better still:
KIRK: Five to beam up, Scotty!
SCOTT (incredulous): Ye only lost one security officer, Captain?!
OK, it’s from a convention play, not the show. Still priceless!
“I’d advise ya ta keep dialin’, Oxymyx!” - Spock, wearing natty fedora, wielding tommy gun, and suddenly enlightened into wise-guy lingo.
[nitpick]
“I would advise youse ta kee dialin’, Oxnyx!”
[/nitpick]
You stuck in a time-loop or somethin’, dude?
