“Frak” and “felgercarb” from Battlestar Galactica.
“Tanj” and “Finagle’s festering testicles” from Larry Niven’s works.
“Drokk” from Judge Dredd.
“Nerf-herder” from Star Wars.
“Melon Farmer” from the censored version of “Repo Man”. A friend of mine and I started using it at work and no one knew what we were talking about.
Puckernuts, from Elfquest.
Sprock and Nass, from Legion of Superheroes.
Barnacles and Tartar Sauce, from Spongebob Squarepants.
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“Your mother had no beard and your father had no buttocks!” - Bhor insult from the Sten series.
The Bhor species are basically self-consciously archaic Space Vikings/traders.
Oh, and a shout-out to the presumably traditional invocation of magical-history figures in expletives in the Harry Potter universe, such as “Merlin’s pants!” and “what in the name of Merlin’s saggy left [redacted]”.
I was going to say “fargin’ iceholes”, but yeah, Johnny Dangerously.
“Holy forkin’ shirtballs!” from The Good Place.
27 posts, and no mention of Yosemite Sam?
Mel Blanc, rather. The story is that he would do his lines for this short soon after arriving in the sound booth building, after having endured LA’s notorious traffic.
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Farscape’s profanities (and they had several of them) were especially good when they were coming from Chiana. Her body language left absolutely no doubt about what any of the words meant.
Bastidges! Farging iceholes!
From the Star Wars expanded universe:
Kriff and Kark (both are substitutes for “fuck,” the latter in Huttese)
Stang (a substitute for “damn”)
PetaQ (Klingon).
The Old Man from “A Christmas Story”
Nottafinga!
You Mundane Noodle!
Yep, Spongebob had those ‘sentence enhancers’, yea, verily!
Do insults count? If so, Blackadder is a treasure trove.
“Shazbat” from Mork & Mindy. Also, when Mork got drunk (on carbonated drinks), he always called it getting Ork-faced.
Bones on Star Trek to Spock: “Are you out of your Vulcan mind?” He always sounded like he wanted to substitute “fuckin’” for “Vulcan”.
Yosemite Sam. Specifically…
“Son of a biscuit eating bulldog!” “What the French, toast!?” “You lint licker!”
"What would you say to a cup of tea, Father?" "FECK OFF, CUP!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdkN57xvekIThat, or a racial slur.
Which reminds me, in Elfquest, the elves considered “round-eared” to be insulting.