“Always look on the bright side of life… doo doot, doo doot doo doo doo doo” (That whole song, in fact. Are there legal copies of it for download anywhere?)
And, of courses: “Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”
ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn’t bother to carve ‘aaggggh’. He’d just say it!
MAYNARD: Well, that’s what’s carved in the rock!
GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.
The ones I say the most are all from the Holy Grail: “It’s just a flesh wound” and “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!” I also tend to say “It’s just a bunny,” but no one usually gets that one.
A half a bee, philisophically,
Must ipso-facto half not be.
And half a bee has got to be
A vis-a-vis its entity, you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee,
Due to some ancient injury.