Or these days: either read the whole thread or stay the fuck out of it.
“The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.” -William Arthur Ward
*“Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man. And let history make its own judgments.”
*—Zefram Cochrane, 2073 
Saylavee.
Saw it on a licence plate once.
There was a young lady named Etta
Who always wore a very tight sweater
Three reasons she had:
To keep warm was not bad
But the other two reasons were better!
I don’t get it…
Never eat at a place called Mom’s.
Never play cards with a man called Doc.
And never, ever, under any circumstances, sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
When in danger or in doubt
Run in circles, scream and shout.
“To be or not to be, that is the gazorninplat.”