Fear and Loathing on the SDMB (or how I became known as a Daemon murdering Icelander)

First of all, I haven’t even read all of this crap that’s been written about me over the past 30 hours or so, I was frankly quite busy getting drunk and being hung over.

Now I come in here and there are no less than three threads about me, all started by Daemon.

Now, first of all, you made a thread saying you were seeking legal ways of killing a certain person. A real life, living person. My thread, where I asked for legal ways of killing you, somehow seemed to upset you more. Do you not realize that your potential victim is as alive as you are?

You then came out saying this was all a big hypothetical joke. In that case, you seem to think you are the only person on the boards with the right to ask hypothetical questions with total immunity! Or perhaps, you believe that you can somehow decide that what I was thinking and that is was totally different from what you were thinking… In that case, please contact the American Paranormal association and leave us the FUCK alone.

I could post endless eexamples of your flawed logic, but I think this one is my favorite:
“Thanks for the insult, calling me a dumbass is all the proof I need that ML was making threats!”

Yes. I see how someone I’ve never met in my life calling you a dumbass directly implicates me in your potential murder. No, wait… I don’t. :smiley:

For the record, I would like to state that this is my first reply to Daemon on the subject, he has not received so much as one e-mail of any sort from me. I simply have no need for communication with paranoid morons who hold the world to a different standard than themselves and then try to enforce their views with empty threats.
Nor do I wish to persue this any further, I simply feel I need to get at least ONE post in, since Daemon got to spread his baseless acusations against me in three threads! If the admins find I have no right to defend myself or my name, so be it. It’s your board, you have the right to close this down at any time. That doesn’t mean I have to agree, but it WILL be the end of it.

As a final note, I’d like to say that we have some common ground on the Iceland thing. It is my life’s ambition to see it bombed into the sea, every person on it tortured to death and the smoldering remains turned into an island of unwanted leoparsy patients from the third world.
As for mailing me subversive propaganda in the hope that I get shot, it just shows how much you know about China. I suggest you get a nice, recent book on the country. May I suggest one of Mike Chinoy’s? He’s an American, so maybe you can relate to him.
As an even more final note, where do you get off by telling me what nickname I can choose? Do you even know what “Morrison’s Lament” is??

As the totally final note (and I promise this time), I don’t find anything more distasteful about my original thread than Daemon’s. They both ask for ways of KILLING a HUMAN BEING! Sure it’s tasteless, but it wasn’t my idea, it was Daemon’s.

The very point of my thread, Daemon, was to call your attention to how distasteful and disturbing your thread was. I figured by placing YOU in the shoes of the man to be “legally killed” might teach you a thing or two about cognvitive relativism. That is, “it sucks when it’s you”.

— G. Raven

p.s. I could surely sue you for the multiple threads you have made against me personally, while you have not a leg to stand on with me “hypothetical” situation. But then, I’m not the kind of person to go around threatening people with lawyers like it’s my big brother’s BB gun.

Great. Now he’s proposing genocide!! Hide, here come the cops!!

Morrison’s, he has these powers because Cecil answered his question. Duh. Get a clue :smiley:

Quix

Morri, just drop it. If someone chooses to act like a dickhead, just let 'im.

I’ve dropped it SPOOF, I just felt some people might like to know what the murderer actually has to say on the subject :smiley:

As for the Cecil thing, LOL. I can’t believe he even brought that up. It’s his own problem if he thinks having a question used in a column entitles him to special treatment. He’ll get a wake up call soon enough :wink:

— G. Raven

I should have just stayed away.

Morrison’s Lament and Daemon could be the same person. The whole argument could be a joke (rather than the participants as it now seems). Look to the grassy knoll boys - all is not what it seems.

Or maybe it is, and oops there goes humanity.

Considering that every thread about this topic has been locked, what are the odds this one is going to last? Not too good. The mods/administrators don’t take too kindly to any threats of physical violence. They also don’t like it when someone starts a thread with the same subject as one that was just locked. Time to drop this one, me thinks.

They have the right to do what they want, BUT…

The guy has FOUR threads about me, in all of them he threatened physical violence and legal action.

I have had NO chance to defend myself or my name on these boards. I believe it is only fair to let me get a single thread in, where I threaten no one and treat the subject as objectively as I can.

Be that as it may, the boards are certainly not a democracy, and thus I have no actual RIGHT to do this, or anything else here. I put the fate of the thread into the hands of the people who’s responsibility it is to maintain the boards in whatever way they see fit.

I may find that morally wrong, but I have no rights here, they give me this forum for free.

— G. Raven

Hell, all I want to know before the mods lock this is what flavours these Death Treats™ ML has been handing out come in.

But Cognitive Relativism would state that your standpoint is not privileged to his and vice versa.

:smiley:

LOL, I can’t believe someone with a grasp of cognitive relativism had to come by less than an hour after the OP :smiley:

Yes, it does mean that we are both as wrong as we are right. But it also means that his victim has the same right to life as he does. So I guess it works both ways from my point of view :wink:

— G. Raven

Very good Silo.

We bow down before you.

Mind you, when you’re not looking, we take your name in vain.

You’re the one that wanted to kill me, remember?

And I will never forget it. Don’t show your ugly face in America again, understand? I’m not so forgiving…

Daemon, snookums, give it a rest.

And you can have my sense of humor. You obviously need one more than I do.

You didn’t read anything I wrote obviously, so I won’t repeat it. Scroll up, dude.

You are the one with the bloodlust, I called you on it with an obviously sarcastic thread.
You then proceeded to threaten to kill me as well as your original intended victim.

As for America, I would rather felch a dead buffalo than come near it, so no worries there :wink:

Boys, boys…

Both of you take two chill pills and call us in the morning.