Morrison's Lament, so you want me dead?

The BBQ Pit
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What did I say to put such a bug up your ass?

When I first saw your name, like Airman Doors, USAF, I thought “Cool guy, here’s another HUGE Doors fan, like me”. Boy, did you ever prove me wrong!

I’ve watched your thread “Could I legally kill Daemon?”. Watched until Chronos made it die. I didn’t feel it was worth responding to. Frankly, I’d like you to attempt to kill me, motherfucker. EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!

You want a piece of me, come and get it. I see from your profile you’re from Iceland, that podunk little country on a volcano in the middle of a frigid ocean. The latest census figures put the population at a little under 300,000. I live in Texas, U.S.A., Jack, and probably own more weapons myself than their whole fucking army. Now you live in Beijing, a hotbed of political activity, if you can exercise it.

Interesting sidenote: there is apparently a large (probably soccer) stadium in Reyjkavik which holds about 150,000 people, and a concert by Metallica filled it in the late '80s, I mean filled it. Imagine, over half the country showed up for a Mettalica concert. They’re OK, but half the fucking country? Boy, talk about a cultural wasteland! But I digress.

I can’t imagine you are a Palestinian with your background, but who knows? My question was hypothetical, I don’t plan on killing anyone. Yes, I hate Yasser Arafat, and I’m not afraid to say so. But when have you heard of an Israeli suicide bomber blowing up a place filled with kids? It may be he was not personally responsible, but he does foment tension.

Maybe I’ll just e-mail you a bunch of anti-China, subversive shit, and they will determine you to be a spy, take you out and shoot you in the back of the head. Then I will have legally killed Morrison’s Lament.

What really bothers me is that you use Jim Morrison’s name like anything he stood for could apply to your lame ass. Go fuck yourself for desecrating his memory in that way!

Daemon

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What, do you mean Morrison’s Lament didn’t spew out any bad poetry? Or that he doesn’t have a messiah complex?

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And is it really possible to desecrate the memory of someone who choked on his own vomit? Just food for thought…

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Woodstockbirdybird, Jim Morrison’s cause of death was officially listed as a heart attack, but probably was an drug OD. But no one ever said he drowned in his own vomit.

Just wanted to get that straight.

Bet Morrison’s Lament didn’t even know that, if he knows anything!

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Uh.

Link to the thread in question, please?

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I certainly hope that your cross-posting, whining, puling, mewling ass dies.

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Umm… so, because you don’t like him, he’s not allowed to choose the name “Morrison”? I suggest buying some better gloves, man, because you really need to get a grip.

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Now, when bj0rn comes into the Pit to defend Iceland, you only have yourself to blame Daemon.

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I suspect that thanks to this train wreck over in ATMB, he’s certainly not long for THIS world, anyway…

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BUHHWWAAHHHHAAAAAA!!!
He’s in for it now!

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So, he’s not a Doors fan?

Not worth responding to, but worth making a thread about. Hmm…

This seems like more of a death threat than anything Morrison ever spewed out.

No, it’s not.

All them _________ are all alike!

And his question was not hypothetical? He did/does plan to kill you?

Ladies and Gentleman, the man who can predict and make the future go according to his plans, GOD!

So, Fairy Princess Kitty is a Pink fairy princess and Crunchy Frog is a loud children’s snack?

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No.
Fairy Princess Kitty is a fuzzy fairy princess, and Crunchy Frog is what you dine on when you’ve run out of Spring Surprise. :slight_smile:

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I’ll insert my foot into my own mouth, if that’s OK with you.

Frankly, I found the stuff leading up to this to be humorous, at first. Then it somehow took an ugly turn.

The both of you, Daemon and Morrison’s Lament, are being obnoxious twits about this. Now, I’m as guilty as the next guy when it comes to being obnoxious, but jeez, let it go before this really gets out of hand.

There’s no need for threats against the administration of this board. There’s no need to be petty and bitter about any of this.

I’ve never had any problems with either of you, and I’d like to keep it that way, but do me a favor and end this right now. Daemon, you are doing a great disservice to yourself by even bringing this stuff up.

Morrison’s Lament, I don’t care about your politics or anything else, but the last crack in your “parody” thread was totally uncalled for.

I’ve had my say. Do what you will.

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If Morrison’s Lament had used my name in that thread instead and it bothered me as much as it obviously bothers you, I would have posted in that thread or e-mailed him to ask him to have my name changed or the thread closed outright. Running and whining to the admins and starting multiple threads across two forums and threatening lawsuits does nothing for your case.

But you’ve read the replies to your ATMB theads, so you probably know that by now.

FWIW, I can see why you’d be upset by the thread. I don’t think it was wise of M’s L to use the name of a poster he doesn’t know well. But seeing as it was a parody of a thread you started, and that you had no prior run-ins with M’s L, why be so quick to take offense? Frankly, I thought the grinning smiley was a dead giveaway that it was meant to be funny.

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Christ on a pogo stick, man. Take a deep breath and mind the “submit” button. It was a tasteless joke. I mean, I’ve told several dopers that I’m going to castrate them with ebola-laden sporks, but you don’t see any lawyers marching over with blood in their eyes.

:rolleyes: