Morrison, who gets threads locked on the FIRST ROW?

What a dipshit…

What a thread!

/me counts down untill the closure of this thread

Sniff Sniff

I Smell An Ass That’s Been Set on Fire.

Damn, I can’t believe I get suckered into these threads of his all the time.

If you keep this crap up, you’re gonna get us both banned. I have a notoriously difficult time with staying away from people dragging my name through filth.

— G. Raven

Remind me never to answer a question that you ask in GQ. It’ll just quickly scroll off the screen into oblivion, never to be seen by a staff member.

Morrison was being humorous (it may or may not have failed in it’s humor quotient, but the intent was clear), Cecil isn’t your drinking buddy, this is now getting very old, and no lawyer is going to give you the time of day on this one.

Man, give it a rest.

Christ, Daemon, get a grip and stop your pathetic whining!

A dipshit is someone who starts five threads on the same tired topic.

Jesus H.

Leave for a few hours and miss a train wreck.

Jeez, man. I think you need to get out more.

So, about that remote controlled ceiling fan…

Is this thing still going on?

Does anyone know where i can find a battery operated electroshock therapy helmet for my cat?

Yes, yes I do. Before purchasing it, you should be aware that the ones you find on e-bay are a scam. They are actually meant for dogs, but have been retrofitted for felines.

Before I share this sacred knowledge, have you considered using the Paws brand “Libido scalpel?” It’s so easy, even the kids can use it. Fluffy is guaranteed to behave like a dog or your money back.

Daemon…

First off, grow a spine, you pathetic sack of shit.

Second, grow a brain stem to be attached to that spine, you worthless pile of congealing semen.

Third, grow a brain for that stem, you pitiful example of sentience.

Finally, shut the fuck up, you boring, whining little prick.

Oh for fuck’s sake. :rolleyes:

So not content with spewing your venom all over the place in contravention of board rules, you ignore a warning from Euty and open yet another thread designed, it seems, purely to taunt ML. Then you top it off by carrying on your fatwa in a totally unrelated thread, and trying to take andygirl out as collateral damage.

You might want to run a search on the username PitMeister, and see what became of the last person who used your tactics.

SPOOFE,

Do you have some difference of opinion with Daemon?

I don’t give a shit, surely he, and all the whingers and whiners and moaners and bitchers and complainers, can be left to quietly rot in some branch of cyberville. These dickheads are just like the homeless - without the requirement of sympathy.

Someone workout how to expunge the cyberuseless. They must belong somewhere but, I pray to God, it isn’t here

Spoofe… quite the eloquent painter of accuracy, you are :smiley:
Swooooon

Oh, and what the fuck gives with the god damned dignity bashing, blowjob comments? How fucking weak kneed of an ambiguously gay “solo” attack was that?

First, let me point out that you are making quite a strong case against having very little faith in your own shriveled up genitalia. Not to mention that your mortally wounded pride is making you look, not like a man, but a man who is hung like a 3rd grader and can’t stand the agony of wallowing in his own pile of text based feces.

Women, ALL Women - Deserve some fucking respect you infectious pirateer of anal delights! Shove a fucking tampon in your mouth and let the verbal diarreah cease!
And while your at it, pull that rock out of your ass and try speaking to women with a bit of fucking dignity. She didn’t deserve that “Completely Off The Fucking Wall, Cheauvanistic, Pig Shit, Limp Dicked” sexual favor inuendo slapped on her back… And if you were ANY kind of MAN youd get down on your fucking hands, knees and face, which is the only place you truly belong right now, and grovel like a freshly circumcised, squealing pig - for being such a complete and utterly DAFT TWAT!
Hold the pose for a moment please…

i need to run get the camera.

ENOUGH ALEADY!!

Daemon I’ve already posted a vauge warning in a previous closed thread, I’ll now be more direct.

You are spamming the board with the same complaint. This is against board rules. I am now bringing this to the attention of the administrators, and it wouldn’t surprise me if you end up getting kicked off the board unless you do some *serious apologizing real quick.