In you recent attempt to deal with the whole “death threat” fiasco, ( which you did admirably- 3 cheers for Euty! ) you posted the following statement:
I would just like to say for the record that I LIKE the fucking threads. Y’all are perverts, very amusing.
Maybe he was imploring the women of the SDMB to stop fucking guys with really really really thin dicks?
Well, what about boobie threads and such? How will we ever survive if we don’t know what everyone calls their vagina???
No more fucking threads. That’s it- I’m taking my ball and bat and going home.
Zette
Fer christ’s sake I bet you could paint it silver twist it at the end and it’d look like a kick stand for a bike right?
Sorry to hear about the operation, Zette.
…especially in view of the fact that Zette is (was?) female. 
Har, har, har!
Was and is female! Sheesh!
Zette
In that case, may I offer to lend you my bat and balls? You may return them at your leasure. 
Maybe he meant “no more copulating with threads”?
Which reminds me of a classic Cecil line, in response to a letter stating that the author thought his/her roommate was having sex with his cat, and why couldn’t humans impregnate cats? Cecil’s response: “Because you can’t park a cadillac in a closet, you moron!” 
Well, we can have threads about breasts, but gay guys aren’t allowed to post in them.
Not sure about monster trucks, though.
Esprix
Not allowed? Says who? When? Where? Why? Link, please!
Sorry, bad joke to bad thread. Just remember, starting theads with the words “I’m not a homophobe, BUT…” usually means you are.
Esprix