Feeling stupid today? Have I got the T-shirt for you!

The BBQ Pit
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True story. Happened at the Minnesota State Fair, just a week or so ago.

There was a woman there sporting a T-shirt that read “I See Stupid People” — obviously a reference to “I see dead people” from the movie “The Sixth Sense.”

Now, this woman was unmistakably very pregnant, and …
and …
She was intensely puffing on a cigarette!
Gah!

The only appropriate response to this fuckwad of a buttmunch is to get right in her face, look her in the eye, and say, “SO DO I, BITCH, SO DO I!”

I only wish I had the cohones to do that …

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whoooo, you wanna live a couple of miles just down the road from me, see it every day, and the bonus is they’re all just about 14 too.

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Buy her one of these.

[sub]It’s my dopefest shirt, I had it made a couple of years ago[/sub]

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Weirddave, you should make another one, pointing down! Get it?!? A joke on the male member, and how sometimes it takes over?

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Similar story…one a busy 4-lane in my town, came to red light. Guy in the other lane didn’t even slow donw, rear-ended the car in front of him. As I pulled up, saw his bumper sticker:

“How’s my driving? call 1-800-EAT-SHIT”

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Best t-shirt ever.

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I LOVE their Tshirts! I own two: “Homosexuals are gay” and “I fucked the chick from Hanson.” I bought the baby boy I sometimes babysit the one that says “I can kick your baby’s ass,” but I have not yet bought him the one that says “THEY SHAKE ME!”

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I’m partial to this baby sized t-shirt

-lv

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No. The best t-shirts come from www.thinkgeek.com.

If I wasn’t on dialup at the moment (long story!) I’d direct you towards their Generic Carbon Unit T.

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Don’t forget The Onion.

“The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area.”

“Your favorite band sucks.”

Classic.

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Johnny Depp wears that shirt in Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

Or in the previews, at least. Haven’t been able to see the movie yet, unfortunately. :frowning: