A’ight, homies, listen y’all. Next muthahfuckah who be chillin in da pit, and be postin’ an’ shit? Next mothahfuckah who says “felch” gonna get a cap busted in his ass. Understand, bitch?
Peace out.
Word.
::gang signs and requisite arm-crossing::
True dat, YO!
Word, yo.
To be the first to express: Don’t tell me what I can and can’t say in the pit. Fuck that homey shit, too.
You monkey felching nickel trick!
Please direct all complaints (elcose $20.00 processing fee)to:
“I be disagreenin’ wit’ yo ass and so I be complainin’ and shit”
c/o get bent enterprises
150 north hill drive
Brisbane CA 94005
Please direct all complaints (elcose $20.00 processing fee)to:
inclose, please inclose $20.00…
On this day, the seventeenth of August, in the year of our Lord two thousand, I hereby declare that a cap has been busted in yo ass.
Ooh! Ooh! Me too! I wanna cap!
I’ll enclose the money.
Herbert Kornfeld sez to keep tha muthafuckin felchin shit out.
neuromann, you said the ‘f’ word. To be a sport, I’ll let you choose the caliber of bullet to cap you with, the 9mm, the 38, or the 45.
click-click-ch-click
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG (etc.)
Tomorrow’s headline:
THE FELCH MASSACRE! 100’S KILLED IN DISGRUNTLED SDMBer RAMPAGE!
I dare you to try to bust a cap in my ass, you slime-ridden wombat-felching lawyer-munging piece of half-baked Kentucky Fried Chicken-shit.
Ya! what Spoofe said! err…something like that.
oh, and for all you spelling fucking geniuses…it’s ENCLOSE, not inclose.
-Sam
What is this “felch” thing, anyway?
LouisB, you DON’T want to know. I’m gonna close this thread before someone tells you.
Lynn