Goddamn Goat-Felching Rat Bastard Motherfuckers

The BBQ Pit
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Pardon the cynicism of this rant - wait a second, isn’t cynicism what the Pit is all about? OK, fuck the excuses, I just have to say this.

We all thought it was funny the first time. Some of us even laughed the second time. But when I read posts in the Pit and I see “(farm animal)-felching such-and-such” for the 752,165,879th GODDAMN TIME, it gets a tad old.

Now I’m not trying to be a hypocrite here, because I know for a fact I’ve worn out a few jokes (and a few rants, for that matter) in my day, but Jesus fucking Christ, people!

I know, it’s petty and stupid and I’ll probably get flamed all to hell for it, but if it can inspire people to come up with something other than “goat-felcher” as an insult in the Pit then I’m all for it.

And I know someone out there is going to call me a goat-felcher, so I’ll spare you the trouble. And it wasn’t a goat, it was a ram. BIG difference there. Anyway … I’m prepared. Flame away.

-Syko (a.k.a. Goat-Felching Motherfucker, so you don’t have to say it yourself)

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Hear hear.

Felching was like so eigth grade.

Wait… that didn’t sound right.

Anyway, I know what you mean.

I’ve been calling people “jive-ass motherfuckers” all day, if it helps any.

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I’ve never used the phrase goat-felcher. I’ve always thought the word felch was too, um…effete. Yeah thats it.

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Being Steelers fans, I had the opportunity to see a new insult developed in front of my very eyes. After we finally got a sack on Steve McNair, but buddy jumps up in a drunken stuper and screams:

Take that, you Mother McMother Fucker!

Mother McMother Fucker is now our new insult for random things.

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Well I’m getting sick of the “getting sick of _______ (usually felching)” threads (even if the point is valid)…

…Maybe I should start a thread about it, just to get one more iteration.

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Mother McMother Fucker - classic!

Mind if I steal that one and over-use it in the McMotherfucking Pit?

-SirSykoMcMotherFuckingGoatFelcher

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Sounds like a new burger at McFelchers (oops, McDonalds :D).

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There’s always pedonecrobestifelcher.

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:eek:

Sometimes I really hate having a vivid imagination…
(we need a puking smiley.)

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What? I can’t use felch-monkey anymore? I’m not sure I can live with that void. I’ll have to take up calling people hooligans and ne’er-do-wells.

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Slortar, were you one of my roommates?

My personal favotes:

For those times when you want a rude name:

Feltch Monger (the idea of hording it, ya know keeping it in little bottles with dates and grading each on appearence, texture and flavor... But i digress.)

When ‘fuck you’ is so passe (arrg french word!):

You god-damned priest-squicking lightsocket sodimizing fucker!

When you can’t believe what someone just said:

Holy shit, thats the most shit I've ever heard comming out of someone's mouth. But wait, I sense that you have more you want to say but have run out of shit. Come closer to my ass and open your mouth up. Those breakfast tacos I ate this morning about about ready to come out and explore the world, I can top you up and you can go on with your rant.

(used that one last month)

When you are left in awed silence at the stupidity of what someone just said:

Wow, most people when they decide to share something share an important or interesting fact. Strangely you did neither.

Or
Look at the monkey, look at da silly monkey.

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I never said you couldn’t say anything. I was just bitching about the lack of creativity. And as far as felch-monkey goes, that’s A-OK with me - it’s original, to say the least!

No, that didn’t sound right, either…

Um, pardon my ignorance yet again (I seem to be using that phrase quite a bit lately…) but what in the blue hell is effete?
-Syko, who finally knows how to quote (thanks, Gabe!)

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Done.