What is up with these so called "Pittings" lately?

You know the ones I mean, the ones where you get ready for a down and dirty, “pull up a lawnchair”, goatfelching, fucknuggeted, asshatted, “love the sinner, hate the sin,” jack booted nazi moderator thug-fest!

But no. What happens? It degrades in a pathetic namby-pamby lovefest, chock full of smiley faces, “polite behaviour,” and general frivolity!

Has it come to this? I’ve got to create my own nasty thread?

What are the train wrecks? Where are the pile ons, the sizist threads, the…

*Um…what? One at the top of the page, you say? *
Oh, righty-o then, I’ll just um…be um…over here then…

:smiley:

Alright fucknugget, pull up a lawn chair…

What’s wrong with a little namby-pamby lovemaking? Some people like to get laid once in a while! Remember, you can hate the sin, but you should love the sinners. Got a problem with that, you jack-booted nazi? Kiss my mayonnaise-hued fat ass, you goat-felching asshat!

(Enough pitting for you, or shall I go on?)

Aaaahhh… a calm day in the Pit.

Haiku by tool

'Pit is past its prime
Goat Felching Yak Herder waves
calmly. Peace at last

Fucknuggets come and
Fucknuggets go; but Asshats
are forever ours

Jack-booted Nazi’s
Run to and fro in my dreams
Holding hands in peace

How’s that for a pathetic namby-pamby lovefest? Huh?

Jesus fucking Christ on a goddamned burning pogo stick Stephi, after I read your post I had to go home and soak my head in bleach just to get the stupid out of my brain.
I’ve always loathed you and the planet you’re from but this, THIS really is beyond the pale even for you and those misshapen piles of dogshit you call a family.
Tell you what, why don’t you and your peanut-sized excuse for a personality shamble back to whatever backwater hellhole you crawled out of and do the rest of us a favor by devolving back into what ever sorry-assed excuse for an organism you were before you gave sentience a (half-hearted I might add) try.
Thanks.

Heh heh–I love ‘kick me’ signs! :wink:

Stephi, once again you’ve proven why cousins shouldn’t marry.

This is the most idiotic pit thread ever. It is so lame that a one-legged dog could run away from it.

But I don’t mean to be nasty. I’m sure you meant well.

>snort<

What is “Feltch”?

The unreleased, X-rated sequel to a Chevy Chase movie?

Stephi, you ignorant slut.

Here is a picture of my cat.

Just kidding. Fuck you.

To the OP, go fuck yourself you smug shit-for-brains. If we wanted your lame ass opinion, we would give it to you.

So sit down, shut up, and stay the fuck out of the way of the adults. Why don’t use just piss off and go back to masterbating to Donald Rumsfeld fan fiction sites, you perverted weirdo.

Better?

:wink:

You walked right into this one, Stephi. Fun as the trainwrecks are to watch, it speaks volumes about the current active posters when you don’t see too many of them. Fear not, summer is almost here.

Haj

There haven’t been any good pit threads in a week and a half.

There hasn’t been a good pit thread in months. But, ya know how it is. Newbies like their names in lights too.

Morrigoon:

No no, that’s quite sufficient for me.

lighteningtool:

Nice haikus! Very cool, but not very good pit material.

Wabbit:

That’s more like it! There we go!

Zenham:

Short and sweet, I like it!

FanticMad:

I most certainly did not mean well! Bwah ha ha!

IScreamInDarkness:

Fletching is the art of bow crafting etc. Felching is…um…

Skeezix:

Yeah! That’s what it is!

Vivalostwages:

What’s wrong with being an ignorant slut?

Bryan Ekers:

Um…I don’t get it…

elf6c:

Better.

hajario:

I know I just walked right into it!

CRorex:

Yeah, no kidding.

You’re all lame wanker goat felchers! Goat assed feltch hats! All of you! Ha!

Cmon what about the walmart put the cigarette out on the ground littering thread where _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ went at it.

I would give the names and a link but I was already warned not to stir it up again by Lynn.

I thought there would be some bannings from that one but I think they let it go because we were at war in Iraq at the time and it WAS kinda funny.

What the fuck is wrong with you? How fucking hard is it to open those piss holes you call eyes and see that my name is Lightingtool? Jesus Mary and Joseph!!! Do YOU see any difference between these two names? Huh? HUH? And fuck you and the prosthetic assed monkey you rode in on. How dare you get on your high mule and say that my lovingly crafted works of art are “not very good pit material?” Who the fuck died and made you Cecil? You chowder eating pin headed wanker. Those Haiku, which you were so kind to call “nice,” sum up everything your OP stands for. Nice? NICE? I’ll show you nice you waste of blah blah blah.

Ok, I ran out of steam. I’m fairly new to this whole pitting thing. Hope that was more pitworthy :smiley:

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