Female anatomy, mature discussion, but tmi for some

My ex-wife gave me several small paintings that she did with her menstrual blood, and actually made me some cookies with some of her blood in them. I was honored to receive them.

Esthetiques is a big thing for me. Things (and special people under special circumstances :wink: ) have to appeal to my sense of esthetiques both in the visual and tactile sense. To that extent - the smaller, neater, shaved compact adult female package is what’s most appealing to me.

I’m no lothario so I don’t have an endless wealth of evidence when it comes to performance statistics when compared to various physical particulars. Still, in my relatively limited experience, no correlations exist.

Of course this information is provided in the strictest interest of science and pure pursuit of knowledge… :smiley:

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Yes, but you didn’t say if you actually ate them?

More importantly, did you share them with your cow-orkers?

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Uh, wow. I think I’m unenlightened because I think the cookie thing is just gross. I don’t see the honor in it. Please explain.

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I’m sure there’s a metaphor in there somewhere for things which are frequently looked at but not often touched…

Are you sure you want the explanation? WAY TMI for me. BTW I posted how you could get the link you were looking for but it must have been removed. My earlier post on what to Google should direct you to a useful site. It should be the first site that comes up.

Ulhgh, that’s disgusting!

I don’t care if it came from a vagina or a stab wound or a nasty paper cut, blood should not be eaten and it especially should not be baked into a cookie.

One woman I was with had very full labia minora that were not “compact”, as you say, and were indeed visible outside the labia majora even when she was standing (she shaved down below…must have been a delicate task with those lips). Sex felt pretty much the same as with women posessing compact parts.

Oral was another story. I must admit there were a couple times when, er, certain positions would leave me having to hold my breath for pretty long periods of time due to coverage.

Man, I used to like the tight package and all, but I had a girl once who was kind of large down there, but the sex with her was the best. Similarly, I learned to appreciate an unshaven rug because of her too! Its all nice when you consider the person special.

Haha, but I do remember how she hadn’t planned on having sex though. She seemed a little embarassed by the extra hair! Obviously it was consensual though…

damn she was sexy… Didn’t seem to be self-conscious about it either. Although what was weird was that only one part of it stuck out…

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Ooh, heres a chance to ask a question my ex keeps asking me. She complains that one lip is noticably larger than the other.

Is that common to all women? Like maybe a guy hanging to the left/right sort of thing?

The human body is not symmetrical. One of her breasts is almost assuredly also larger than the other even if not really noticable, just like all women.

In other words, yes, it’s perfectly common.

I had a boyfriend once he really enjoyed giving me head while I was menstruating, and actually looked forward to it (“Are you bleeding yet? No? When do you think you’ll start? Well… how about I come over tomorrow, maybe you’ll start early…”)

Assuming neither of us has a transmissible disease (and niether of us did) there aren’t any health risks. It wasn’t like he was carving people up with a knife to satisfy his vampirish tendencies.

It was fun, but no, he wasn’t the guy I married.

With smaller lips, is there sometimes not enough friction? Or does sex go swimmingly? Also, are you, or have you been, self-conscious about how small your vaginal lips are?

That’s definitely not kosher.

Well, I never stated how mine are, but yes, they are small. Very compact, in fact.

And yes, sex goes very well for me. And I am not the least bit self-conscious about the way they look, in fact, I go to nudist events where photographs are taken. I’m pretty secure about my body and especially that particular area.

It worked! Thanks!!

That’s part of what made it fun!! :wink:

Cite? :smiley:

  1. Obviously, I don’t think it is gross.
  2. She didn’t think it was gross either.
  3. It was an honor on a few different levels:
    First, she was sharing a private, intimate, and taboo part of her life with me.
    Second, much has been written about the symbolic and spiritual meaning of menstruation, and by sharing it with me like that she was inviting me to share in a certain communion. Cf., Anatomy of Hell; Page no longer exists. Whether I believed in that stuff or not, it was an honor to be invited to partake.
  4. Hi Opal!
  5. She didn’t bake the cookies, she presented me with the dough, which was already separated into individual cookies, ready to be baked. Unfortunately (depending on one’s view) we never really got the time/temperature for baking them just right. So I didn’t eat all of them.