Uh-Oh, better close that thread on Robot Zebra Lovin’ before Silentgoldfish sees it!!
Tars Tarkas is Jeddak of Tharks; Tarkus is Jeddak of jerks.
Not to mention ruining the name of a perfectly good Emerson, Lake & Palmer album.
Astro posted an IMHO thread requesting advice on depression. A crowd of Dopers(I love you guys! There, I’ve said it! What a relief to have it out in the open!) rush in with all kinds of information and comfort.
Then PaperTiger uses the thread as an opportunity to rant about “global capitalism”:mad: :mad: :mad:
Rolls up sleeves for first rant
PaperTiger you MOTHERFUCKING,TOADRAPING,PISSSWILLING,MORONIC, SMALLMINDED, EMPTYHEADED,SHADBORN,HEARTLESS, PUSTULANT EXAMPLE OF A WASTE OF SEMEN!!!
Way to use somebody’s pain to further your goals.
I apologis if this rant does meet Pit standards. It’s been a bad week.
I had assumed he had been “disappeared” for having the presumption to offer to replace Cecil.
Shadborn?
As in, “birthed by a schooling baitfish which migrates up rivers to spawn”?
Sounds Pit-worthy to me, SK.
Oh, yeah, it’s totally okay with me. I’m just unfamiliar with the term. Lemme try it on for size here:
Komsomol, you shadborn pinko lapdog!
Yeah, I like it just fine.
You forgot David Arquette as special guest referee. 
We ain’t gonna play “Let’s you and him fight” in MY Pit. Esprix,, if you want someone flamed, flame him yourself.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope
whine
But Fenris’s flames are so much more interesting than everyone elses!
pout
Well, they are.
Is it true every type of animal dropping has its own name?
It was in this column, Unca Cecil tought us all the fine word shadborn.
It's the duty of every Doper to read everything Cecil's has ever written. Twice at the very least.I could have also called PaperTiger a-
stercoricolous, pulicous piece of tath who I’m amazed stopped blissominglong enough to post anything.
But, that just doesn’t scan as well.
Godamn it, I though Lynn was closing the thread and accidentally letting me have a cool parting shot while she did it.
Ok, I’m back from my lunch break. Here goes:
My, those fellows sure are a bunch of bastards. Yes indeed, I’ve never in my life seen such bastards as those. Why, I think they must be the ones who killed Kenny. Bastards.
Do the Fearsome Foursome know they are being called out? Will there be theme music? Will Tarkus’s Theme music be It’s Raining Men? Will ** Omnipresent** use I Will Survive? Will Power_Station use America? Will LongRoad use the theme from Enterprise (“It’s been a long road, gettin’ from there to here…”)?
Who will be our champions? what will their themes be?
But Lynn, Fenris is so much better at this clever wordplay stuff than I. Sadly, he’s unavailable, so I might just have to do it myself…
Esprix
Esprix, I’ll handle it:
LongRoad, Tarkus, POWER_station, and Omnipresent,
You, sirs, are no gentlemen.
Sorry Esprix, but Lynn telling you to do your own flaming cracked me up - isn’t it being a “flaming homosexual” that attracts the wrath of the homophobes?