Another Gashlycrumb Doper thread

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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A is for Anthracite, buried in coal
B is for Baker, stewed and served in a bowl
C is for CajunMan who choked on a flan
D is for DreadCthulhu, who’s name didn’t scan
E is for Esprix who was blugeoned by dimes
F is for Fenris, he died making rhymes
G is for Gobear, stuffed under a sink
H is for Homebrew, quite taken by drink
I’s for Iampuna, burning in Heck
J is for JDT, circumcised–at his neck!
K is for KellyM died of ten paper-cuts
L is for Lamia: ate too many walnuts
M is for Mockingbird, trampled by mammals
N is for Nen: devoured by camels
O is for Osip who sipped poisoned cider
P is for Polycarp who was stung by some spiders
Q is for Quasimodem, downloaded in bits
R is for Rilchiam who choked on peach pits
S is for Scotti, who was crushed by a wrecker
T is for Tripler, fed through a projector
U is for UncleBeer, drown-ed in suds
V’s for Venoma, who ate bad milk-duds
W’s for Wring. who was smothered in bees
X is for Xenophon, hung from some trees
Y is for Yojimbo, sliced paper thin
Z is for Zenster who was frapped with gin

Fenris

PS: a big “thank you” to this thread: a great reference when I was stumped on a letter or two.(or twelve :smiley: )

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So let me get this straight…I coordinate the effort that helps you out, and I’m burning in heck?

Couldn’t I have a mighty thick neck? No fan of Star Trek? Wanting to look like Shrek? A native of Quebec? You’re KILLING ME HERE;)

[sub]You know what they say about guys with thick necks…[/sub]

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I wanted to be P, darn it!

Aw, come on, Fenris, wouldja kill me off? Pleeeaaaaaase?

(When we were kids, my older bro had a poster of the Gashlycrumb Tinies. Wish I could find one.)

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I think I bought mine at Spencers a few years back. Here’s a bunch of sites selling it, though. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Gashlycrumb+Tinies+poster

[sub]why am I never “e”?[/sub]

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Because e=mc[sup]2[/sup]

:smiley:

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Actually, I’d say it’s because we haven’t started over again.

A is for annalamerino, bored to death;

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B is for bibliophage, who had terminal bad-breath…

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C is for CRorex, diseased with his work…

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As someone with a 23-inch neck, I’m dying to hear.

And hey, you’re only burning in Heck. Given the choice of that or Quebec…( GD&R )

By the way:

D’s for DalovinDJ killed by someone who lurks.

Fenris
PS: I’m about 1/2 way through a second alphabet of my own: keep goin’ folks, but don’t be surprised if I interrupt with another A-Z list.

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A is for Alphagene, who sneezed till he died
B is for Bricker quite crispy, deep fried!

C is for Cecil strangled by his own brain
D is for Doc Matrix who was crushed by a train

E’s for Ed Zotti, Unca Cece did him in
F is for Fiver who was stabbed with a pin

G is for Guinistasia, killed with hammers and sickles :wink:
H is for hibernicus, who was smothered in pickles

I’s for Internetlegend who was nibbled by bats
J is for Javamaven1: died while cooking live rats

K is for Kylawho was done in by moles
L is for Lynn Bodoni abducted by trolls

M is for Manhattan killed by C. Dexter Haven
N is for Nymsys, who was pecked by a raven

O is for OpalCat, fell under a bus
P is for phouka died of shock and disgust

Q is for Qadgop who fell through thin ice
R is for RealityChuck: ate exploding puffed rice

S is for SPOOFE, who’s Bo-Diddly did snuff 'im
T is for TubaDiva, she was beaten with muffins

U is for Ukulele Ike who was strung up and plucked.
V is for Verrain who was ravaged by ducks

W is for Weirddave who was drowned in a lake
X is for XJETGIRLX who was sucked through an intake

Y is for yosemitebabe who died from a languor
Z is for Zyada: had a mishap with hangers

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Ok, I’m trying not to be offended, and rather failing at it.:mad:

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Please believe me when I say that I honestly have no idea why you’re offended: I thought everyone mentioned would be pleased that they were

However, please accept my apology in any case since I had absolutely no desire to hurt or offend anyone with this.

I’m also about to e-mailed the mods and ask them to remove your name.

Fenris

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I love that book, but I don’t have time this morning for 13 rhymes, so I’ll just continue the above progression.

…D is for DAVEW0071, fell on a pitchfork.

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Uh oh, didn’t notice Fenris’s continuation.

E is for Exgineer, who leapt off a bridge…
KellyM: I’m also not sure why you’re offended. The Gashlycrumb Tinies is one of Ed Gorey’s most admirable works, IMHO, and surely ten paper cuts isn’t the worst way to go?

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F is for Fenris, who lived because almost nothing rhymes with bridge, except for midge, and it’s too early to come up with a joke about Archie comics.

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Not that I’m eager to do myself in again or anything but try “crushed by a fridge”

(Or worse: “…crushed by The Fridge” !! :eek:

:smiley:

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Now I’m scared to finish this big bag of almonds my mother sent me.

Almonds are okay, right? It’s only walnuts that’ll kill you, right? Right?

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G is for Gassendi, hit by a fly ball

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Fenris:

After consulting with my beloved (she, the keeper of the funtime in bed and also most other things I’d like to do at least once more before I die;)), we have come to the conclusion that:

  1. all screennames starting with F are on temporary restriction other than fizzestothetop

  2. They will become okay to use again once you use that one.

This will forgive your Grand Disservice to me and that means WE CAN BE FRIENDS AGAIN! MY EVER-BEAUTIFUL PUMPKIN SEED! MY MUFFIN OF PROSPERITY AND YOUTH!

WE CAN BE TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN!

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Noble as it is of you to try and prevent any hurt feelings, we are not going to alter posts when we don’t even understand what the offense is supposed to be. KellyM is free to e-mail me or any of the other MPSIMS mods with an explanation, upon which we may or may not decide to honour Fenris’ request to alter his OP. As it is, the answer is “no”.