Go choke on the moon!
Howl you came to be so respected I don’t know. It seems to me that your writing style is for the dogs. Clean up that drool you pansy puppy. Paw! Your kind really gets my goat.
Careful there, Fenris, you’re makin’ me blush. I may have to take back everything I said in my first post.
It’d have to be a Seattle Dopefest. And a Guinness, please.
Yeah, me too.
[sub]And thanks for the compliment!
Just where do you get off calling yourself fenris, huh? Did you eat Odin? I don’t think so. Your tiny little mouth probably isn’t even wide enough to suck him off, let alone swallow the king of Valhalla whole. You wanted a pit thread? I guess that no-one thought you were worth the effort of starting a pit thread for, you self-obsessed degenerate post-padding phallically deluded son-of-a-marmoset splooge monkey.
Oh, and if she ever saw you on the street, Kiki would kick your sorry ass. Don’t think she couldn’t just because she’s a rabbit… she has a gun. She hates you even more than I do. Why, if she could type, you would’ve had that pit thread you wanted so much already. She would’ve sent you crying back to your momma. Oh, big man Fenris, crying like a little girl… mean rabbit called him a feltcher. I’d laugh at your pathetic little self.
You, sir, are the Jack Chick of parodists. Asshole.
*How was that? Oh… I guess I lose marks for seeking affirmation at the end like this… Enjoy your pit thread, Fenris. *
I am not the least bit surprised.
[sub]Oh come on – you knew that was coming.[/sub]
Fenris, you knucklesucking assweevil.
Just because a bunch of snivelling wormgropers think you’re a talented, funny, creative and downright entertaining individual, you think people are actually interested in what you have to say.
Just because your posts cause people to eject large chunks of semi-digested lunchmeat out of their nostrils, you apparently assume that you are in some way amusing.
Just because you get mentioned EVERY – SINGLE – SCROTUM-DRIBBLING – TIME someone starts one of those “Posters I am not worthy to eat the dried boogers of” threads, you seem to be laboring under the apprehension that people enjoy reading your posts.
Just because a few pus-licking navel-sniffing tweezerdicks believe that the sun shines out your goddamned urethra, you probably think you deserve your own Pit thread.
And you’d be right.
[sub]Bastard.[/sub]
Didn’t you get the fucking memo, flyboy?! These boards are all about ME!
People log on to these boards:
- to check out my witty anecdotes and hilarious one-liners in MPSIMS;
- to get THE answer from me in GQ;
- to have their minds expanded by my brilliant comments in GD;
- to get the correct opinion in IMHO from who? Um, me; and
- to learn who’s been a bad Doper by checking out my Pit threads.
An additional service I provide to the Boards is to save bandwith. How? Say there is a long, raging debate in GD. I come in, present the only possible resolution, and people stop posting. Some wiseasses assert that I’ve killed the thread, but obviously the people involved realize that I’ve said it all, and there is no point in continuing.
Without me, these Boards would wither and die. Screw fenris and scylla - they exist on my sufferance.
Sua
P.S. Admins, I’ll be off-line between midnight and 2 A.M. EDT tonight. You may do Board maintenance then.
- the hundreds of women who check out the Boards each day, hoping that I will deign to flirt with them.
Sua
I agree with Spiritus Mundi. I mean if you’d take a freakin’ stand against anything, you’d piss people off and they’d make pit threads about you. But you are always so “creative” and “nice” and let’s face it, “wishy-washy.” Where are your political sensibilities? Where is your juvenile gossiping side? Where are your fits of lunacy? Why must you always offer “rational” and “well-supported” answers?
Scylla gets pit threads. He is worthy of pit threads. “Scylla, please tell me more about the bowel movements of your family!” SuaSponte is worthy of pit threads. “Sua, please hijack more threads to flirt with magdalene!” What have you got to give? “Fenris, please stop making puns?” “Fenris, please start fewer threads about books?” “Fenris, like we care about your 2000th post :rolleyes:”
:snif: That was *beautiful.
First warning.
This is the Pit, so ACT like it’s the fucking Pit instead of fucking Woodstock or I’m moving this fucking thread to fucking MPSIMS.
That’s the damn funnest use of a hyperlink since before Suck dropped dead.
Oh err… Fenris.
you owe my dog fuck money.
I’ll get your Mum to pay for it when I ‘see’ her tonight.
THERE WAS AN ED ZOTTI WARNING IN MY PIT THREAD!!! 
Now all the thread needs is a banning and a melt-down!
[sub]pushing my luck[/sub]…and a greeting from Cecil (has he EVER shown up in the Pit?)
Fenris, who has a robust, rampant penis that SkoOoOo_gUy craves, but will never touch. :eek:
I am so impressed, and I haven’t even seen your penis.
That wasn’t your dog, that was your sister, 'though I can see how you could confuse the two.
And when you see my mom, your parole officer, tonight, be sure to let her know that you have been staying away from the barnyard animals. The mice are just now starting to recover (I suppose we should all be greatful that you’re not…equipt to handle anything larger)
Fenris
He’s so d@mn witty because of all the spare time he has on his hands since he stopped posting at my recipe thread!
The long answer…
If I had one iota less talent myself, I’d envy the sodding daylights out of you. As it is, it’s still ever so dear to see effing maggots like yourself who keep raising the bar for all of us. I mean, what’re the bloody chances that Ed’s going to post a warning in my cooking thread?!
HAMN YOU ALL TO DELL, FENRIS!
You non-nordic speaking, constantly posting, institutional style cooking strange fruit-stuffed-turkey sort of scenery chewing imitation not-really-a-big-hairy-lupine-wide-mouth-Scandinavian-God-eating-low-budget-wolfman-stand-in-after-all!
::deb works for the first time to try to fulfill a wish, she tried to get herself banned::
Fenris is a poopyhead … no probably won’t work, this is the pit …
Maybe this isn’t really deb, uhm maybe it’s her dog … yeah maybe that will work… uhm the dog created her as a sock puppy yeah that it… this is ruff’er than I thought
ok let’s go for the trolling thing, all mods are stupid and should just not go anywhere tonight… uhm something seems wrong with that… all mods are wrong and should stop closing threads… ah better
Ah, let me try a link to porn here
deb awaits the dreaded e-mail from tuba.
Thanks. And I owe it all to the JarbabyjSchool of Creative Epithets!
deb check e-mail, nope none from tuba, wipes sweat off of brow. Checks thread, nope no warning from mod. So far I still have a member under my name.
Ah but Fenris I had an idea as I was putting on my deodorant this morning. Guess what brand I use…
C’mon guess…
ok I will tell you (did anyone ever notice how slow Fenris is about getting a joke). I use Ban[sup]TM[/sup]. Hey that means I am Banned[sup]TM[/sup] every morning (get it deodorant, Ban, Banned, he he).
So what you need to do is print out this little [sub]banned[/sub] and just paste to below my name.
::deb leaves thread knowing that once again a job was done right well maybe left, gosh maybe it was north, uhm south?::