I have never, and will never start a thread with the title “The Liar’s Thread”.
I mean that sincerely.
Fenris
I despise every last one of you and think you have nothing of interest to say.
I’ve never responded to a thread with the topic “The Liar’s Thread.” Yeah, that’s the ticket, never done it, never will. That’s what I said and I’m sticking to it. And you can’t make me say anything else about it.
Boy, did I get laid last night! 
I just withdrew $1.5 million from my savings account to buy fatherjohn a fleet of SUVs to satisfy his envy.
I am not addicted to this place and can leave anytime I want to. I’d also like to add I love my job because I feel so fulfilled with it’s supreme importance to society each and everyday.
I’m happy living with my parents! Boy, do I love it. I could stay here for the rest of my life. New York? It holds nothing for me.
I am not a happy person. I don’t like my job. My marriage is miserable. Life sucks.
[sub]TP and Euty–The winking smiley kind of spoils the affect, don’t you think? [/sub]
I hate puns. and the people who make them. I think that “pot calling the kettle black” is the height of the witty retort, and I’m always impressed by those who use that phrase and it’s variations.
I have no intentions of finishing this CC & 7 I am drinking. The very smell of it makes my stomach roil.
I will quit smoking right this minute. I can’t even bear to look at my open pack of Marlboros.
My children are the most well-behaved, delightful human beings on the earth and do all of the housework without me ever having to lift so much as an eyebrow in their direction.
I loathe the internet, computers and anything of that ilk. How anyone could have any interest in these things is beyond me.
I also despise reading. I burned all the books in my house last night. In fact, I have forgotten how to read, thankfully.
I will also, never as long as I live, post to this board again. What would be the point, since I can’t read anyway??
After spending a grueling month in training (bet none of you even noticed that it was my pet sugar glider posting, did ya?), I will be flying the top secret space cruiser “manhattan”* out to the rings of Saturn to start negotiations with the Starseeders.
Perhaps if you fawn appropriately, I will see that you are not “volunteered” as a host.
*[sub]just my little tribute <g>[/sub]
I have a life.
I told you I’d be back.
I’m just going to say this once. I’d never post on a thread that was entitled “The Liar’s Thread”. It would be a meaningful and fulfilling thing to do and I’m only interested in the dull and mundane. I’d never return to the board with the soul purpose of checking a thread called “The Liar’s Thread”. And you can take that to the bank.
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Hi my name is Frank and I’m a dueling addict.
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I made myself laugh so hard I spit coke all over the monitor.
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I swear I thought the title of the thread was liar liar pants on fire.
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Coke spitting is hysterical.
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Hi Opal
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I am deeply concerned that California is having electricity troubles while Las Vegas has power dripping off the walls and flooding out into the streets.
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I do not understand “small little words” but prefer grandiose language and my all time favorite is when someone gives me kind advice on my punctuation/Grammar it shows me that you care and probably have a well-rounded life this short sentence as an example can go another mile without and punctuation required I will not even end it with a period.
I have never eaten chocolate in my entire life, and I never will.
The reason I never post in GD is that I am too good at debate, and could win every argument with only one post. I don’t want to spoil the fun.
Did I mention that I am a genius?
Tabithina, we do not have that in common.
I don’t regret opening this thread
I love rap, hip-hop and pop. I wish I could dress as snazzily as Jennifer Lopez.
I’m just going to say this once. I’d never post on a thread that was entitled “The Liar’s Thread”. It would be a meaningful and fulfilling thing to do and I’m only interested in the dull and mundane. I’d never return to the board with the soul purpose of checking a thread called “The Liar’s Thread”. And you can take that to the bank.
I’m sorry you feel that way.
Fenris