I post in GD frequently. Usually all I have to do is think about it and the topic is immediately closed. Other posters are astounded at my brilliance and tact.
I didn’t do it.
I hate women! Especially SDMB women.
Especially
Arden Ranger
Falcon
jarbabyj
Medea’s Child
Persephone
SexyWriter
Tequila Mockingbird
The Mermaid
True Pisces
Now THOSE ladies… I can’t tolerate the sight of them! Especially naked…
PS - I absolutely hate the idea of posting in here, and despise the lot of you.
I am thrilled to be alive today, and life is absolutely perfect lately. I’m thrilled to be at work, too. In fact, I can’t think of anything I’d rather be doing. Did I mention that I am totally confident that my paper isn’t really due in a few days, despite the fact that I have completed so much of it? Yep, here I am, not a care in the world. I think I’ll get drunk and stoned when I get off work so I can have some real fun.
Signed,
This statement is a lie.
I really hate being naked. In fact, I wear all the clothes I can, all the time, and take them off as little as I can muster. If given the chance, I wouldnt get naked anywhere. I’m not exhibitionistic in the least.
Also, bladed weaponry sucks.
[sub]I know it’s a liar’s thread, but that last one was really, REALLY painful to say. So you all better appreciate it![/sub]
Well, lastly, I’d not like to say I despisede reading this thread.
And I did not have sexual relations with that woman, ms. ssskuggiii…
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My husband used that phrase in his English 90 class, and someone went to the dean of students and complained that he was making racist remarks in class. (True story). Good grief.
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I dislike correcting other posters but when I do I’m always right, especially when the topic is something I know a lot about.
I also get very annoyed at always being listed in the “Sexiest Doper” and “I’ve Got a Crush” and “Wittiest Poster” and similar threads.
I’m only sorry that this thread makes it impossible for me to express my true feelings.
dantheman has seen me naked, both in pictures and in the flesh.
I’ll have just one beer.
I’m intelligent.
Yes, it is 12 inches long and No, I haven’t farted at the wrong time.
[sub]did I just write that?[/sub]
I AM Jennifer Lopez.
Nice clothes aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. It’s nice to be noticed for my singing talent.
Sean got his show-biz name from being orally sodomized by his father. It’s why Sean’s such a gun-freak now.
By the way, Sean’s no gun-freak. He’s innocent.
Calling someone a kettle is a terrible thing to do! I hope the NAAKP sues his ass!
My dick is bigger than yours.
Heres my picture.
[Edited by Eutychus55 on 04-01-2001 at 07:53 AM]
Is not.
I’m sexy.
All absolute statements are truth.
I’m really male. I just have everyone fooled.
I really needed to see the picture Mercutio linked to, tonight.