Have any incidents been documented where someone relatively famous has been peed on by a feral cat, or any other wild animal, for that matter? I’ve always had the impression that the colonial wonderchild Cotton Mathers had a run-in with cat urine.
In this day and age, there are probably several hundred web sites for people who have a fetish for celebrities-peed-on-by-feral-cats. Complete with .mpg files and personals and discussion forums.
Or is that what you’re looking for?
I am not a celebrity, but I was once peed on (actually, sprayed from quite a ways away) by a tiger at the zoo. I was around 14, I think. My mom got hit, too. There’s plenty o’ tiger piss to go around.
My purse and suitcase got peed on by a cat that, in my considered opinion, was feral. His owner would probably disagree, though, and I was her guest, so I couldn’t really argue for returning him to the wild.
I saw Jeff Corwin get peed on by (IIRC) some lemurs in trees once.
I was watching a Johnny Carson funniest moments tape a few weeks ago and there is a section where he interacts with animals. He was peed on 4 or 5 times, once on the top of his head. He was also crapped on a couple of times too.
I see I was beaten to Johnny C. I wanted to suggest that just about any late-night host may qualify. Except that the animals probably aren’t exactly feral, so…well, nevermind.
I was also going to make a snarky remark about finding the appropriate fetish website, but I see that I was beaten to that too. Fiddlesticks. I’m gonna go read a book.
I was pee’d on by a tiger just last year. A teeny bit of tiger pee goes a very, very long way.