I was scrolling through this seeing if anyone remembere the link to the girl smashing cell phone site, and ding dind ding, here it is.
I don’t know if it’s real or not, but it cracks me up either way. Maybe it’s the seriousness of the site, with clips, etc…
Are you a guy? Please tell me you’re a guy.
I’m a little surprised that there has been almost no mention of water sports yet. It’s a fairly widely varied kink, with lots of facets. I once found a message board for people into various bits of this (as was I, somewhat). While there was the standard golden shower kink, by far the largest attractions were self-peeing in public and desperation.
One woman admitted to relieving herself in her car while stuck in traffic. She enjoyed the feeling of her wet clothes all the way home, where she satisfied herself. Board members hooted and hollered over that for a week.
One guy told about when his ex came over for a visit, and he got off (without touching himself) when his ex created a yellow spot in her white trousers while talking to him.
Another guy enjoyed filling a diaper while sitting in class.
I’ll admit that the thread about paying $5001 for Britney Spears’ pee aroused my curiousity.
No, tragically, I’m a gay man trapped in a lesbian’s body. 
Otherwise, matt_mcl, you’d have heard from me long ago. 
I once saw a web site for the fetish of wearing neck and back braces.
I thought that was kind of weird.
As for me, it’s been a while since I’ve even had sex so now I have a tight t-shirt fetish. Any woman in a tight t-shirt and BAM!
Actually the other day I saw the funniest nipple bumps in history.
Why were they funny. Well she was wearing a t-shirt that read.
Canadian
Hockey
Rocks
(bump bump)
What am I 12 years old? Yes, yes I am.
So many posts about so many fetishes, and no one has yet mentioned the TWIN BODY-POWERED PROSTHESES WITH DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS!!!
So, how you doin?
Then there are people who are turned on by:
People being “flattened” a la Wile E. Coyote
People being turned to stone
People (women, especially) being stuck in mud, quicksand, etc.
People being covered in food
If it was a matter of contemplating licking the food off your mate I could understand the last of these, but the compulsion seems to go well beyond that.
people are welcome to their kinks, as long as nobody gets hurt, but I have a hard time understanding some of these.
ME TOO! I figured him for a Clark Kent type, and now…well…the hard candies thing… It’s almost as upsetting as finding out your favorite radio personality doesn’t match the voice.
I’m the first to post this?
I have a fairly healthy vanilla sex life. Some kink, but no fetishes. Once was part of someone else’s water-sports fetish, but left quickly. Might have gone along if I was asked first, but getting a mouthful of pee when you aren’t expecting it is, well, wrong.
If you are into fetishes, and want to read about others, I suggest going to the man.
-Tcat
DAMMIT. :sad: I’m a femme guy who likes others, and it is frickin impossible to get a date around here, since most guys are all about teh butch. Will you please start some kind of info campaign letting them know they don’t know what they’re missing?
The most unusual fetish I’ve ever personally encountered was a guy I (VERY briefly!) dated several years back. He confessed he was “into bodily fluids.” He was especially turned on by all the zits & blackheads I had on my back at the time. He took extreme pleasure in popping them for me. (He even licked one of them!) Later, during sex, he asked me if I would just open my mouth and let him dribble a lugie into it. I said no. (I know there is a certain amount of spit-swapping during kissing, but just having a guy drop a wad into my mouth was too much.) He even told me his fantasy was to be lying on the floor while ten or more guys gathered around him in a circle while jerking off - and have it especially arranged so that he was being continually shot in the face with cum for a prolonged period of time.
My own fetishes tend to be run of the mill - bondage & discipline, S&M, leather. I have an especial kink for cowboys, the grittier & dirtier the better. I’m usually the bottom ‘slave’. Or at least was in the past, haven’t ‘played’ for some time. (Not that I’m not into it anymore, mind you, just haven’t had found the right new master!)
A bit off-topic, but just thought I’d share this: One of my routine A.A. meetings is geared towards men & women in recovery who are also into the leather S&M lifestyle.
If you think that’s hard, try finding a straight femme guy! Oo, I hope my BF never finds this thread . . …
One of my favorite pasttimes is to pick up a copy of the Village Voice and read some of the most bizzare personal ads ever written. My favorite was in the “men seeking men” section, with the straightforward title “Oral for panties”. The deal was the guy was willing to perform oral sex on a man with access to dirty panties in exchange for the chance to smell- not to keep, mind you- said dirty panties. I promptly made it into a pin and put it on one of my jackets.
Light bondage. Blood.
Better yet, both.
I will take this challenge! I once worked for a certain pay-for-performance search engine, and we checked every site for content. Every.single.site. We also checked every porn site to be sure there wasn’t any kiddie porn, rape, beastiality, or incest. Ever.single.pic.and.story. Porn gets very very dull after 40 hours/week.
Meanwhile, we always giggled whenever we found strange fetishes. Some of our favs:
and on and on and on and on…
Some of the fetishes I’ve seen while browsing the portal of evil forums include things as incomprehensible as women pressing gas pedals. Not even in bare feet or naked or anything. Just women, feet on the gas and pressing.
One of the most disturbing ones I came across was a woman who wanted her arms and legs to be amputated, to have her breasts enhanced with plastic surgery and to have her lips and various other parts plumped to impossible proportions with collagen, so she could be used as an immobile sex toy. That was all kinds of creepy.
Dorrance #12 Stainless Steel Hooks!!
How about an abortion fetish?
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.tasteless/msg/4348ffdf941867b2
(please tell me this is just a fictional story and not real! :eek: )
Don’t bet on it just being a story. Half the time the story exists because there’s someone out there that wants to know about it. Some people are really, really scary.