I’ve had a termination. It was horrific. I’m glad I was asleep. F**K THAT!
There was a conference in San Francisco about, ahem, unpopular sex acts:
Sounds like the good professor’s Google skills aren’t up to par.
That was the only thing I’ve ever regretted reading in my life. Excuse me while I go beat this out of my head.
I disagree with one of the definitions given in the article
As I understand it, breath play requires at least two people- a sub who gets denied oxygen and a dom to deny the sub oxygen.
brain bleach…need the bleach…
But wouldn’t autoerotic mean doing it to yourself?
Harimad Sol That’s my point. I’ve never heard the term breathplay used to refer to autoerotic asphyxiation. Unless I’m mistaking, using the term breathplay to refer to solitary activities is about as accurate as using the term handjob to refer to a man masturbating.
Ah. I see what you mean. It’s been kind of a bad brain day for me, so I’m a little slow on the uptake.
I have a fetish for attractive, feminine women with really short hair. Extra points if they are wearing large hoop earrings.
I have two separate categories of porn on my computer: 1) Stuff that gets me off, 2) Stuff that I keep around to show buddies how #^¢%ing weird people can be. I’m not that vanilla in my tastes, but I’m really at a loss as to how people can find some of these things fun, or in some cases, how they can find them to be even remotely sexual.
Highlights of the weird stuff:
[ul][li]Cock and ball torture, performed by a woman in spike heels.[/li][li]Double fisting, one self-fist, one with a partner, one with a combination of the two.[/li][li]Various object insertions, including a football insertion, an anal baseball-bat insertion, and one woman getting pronged by two guys with condom-tipped broom handles.[/li][li]Various scatological vignettes. I was surprised how far it’s possible to expel feces.[/li][li]*Barfing. I swear I am not making this up. The girl made herself puke into the tub–that her friend was sitting in–scooped up some floaty bits, and ate them again to the accolades of her companion. The girl could practically stick her arm down her throat. Reminded me of a Discovery Channel program where a frog ate something that didn’t agree with it.[/li][li]*Newt inserted in the front, other end corked with a burning candle, while in suspension bondage. Close-up of the newt struggling to freedom.[/li][li]*Baby eels put in the anus of a girl in bondage. They’re later expelled, a la the feces expulsion listed above. The other girl, who inserted them with the help of a funnel, comments on the expulsion process.[/li][li]*Two guys, one small and skinny, one that reminded me of Odd Job from the Bond films, tear off a girl’s clothes and throw a bag of really liquid shit at her. Then Odd Job repeatedly knocks the besmeared (and hysterically crying) girl down with his belly.[/ul][/li]
*Bonus points if you guessed that these were Japanese porn.
How’re YOU doin’? 
I’ve seen this one, much to my chagrin. It would almost make me barf in response…except that I *hate * throwing up. YUCK.
::smiles and glances demurely in The Weird One’s direction::
::remembers the last time he commuted to work in a skirt::
Heh…
I keep thinking, a la Tales of the City, that we should go bar-hopping together some day…must be some place that has both butch fellows into effeminate guys and butch wimmins into effeminate guys…
Wow, that sounds like an ex-girlfriend of mine! Ah, good times were had by all. Not enough women appreciate straight femme guys.
Oh. I once again brought life back to a dead thread to say something embarrassing. “Why, yes, I do enjoy wearing skirts for my girlfriends!”
Never…mix…searches…with…new…threads…
Guys wearing motorcycle helmets turn me on big time. Like the sleek, black, shiny full-face helmets. It doesn’t matter if he looks like an ogre underneath it. He’s damn hot in that helmet.
And the thought of shaggin’ a guy who’s wearing a motorcycle helmet at the same time? WhooOOOOooooOOoooOOO Nellie!!! 
I don’t know why this is a turn-on for me, but hey…guess it’s tame compared to some.
Jeeze, and I thought that my love of japanese rope bondage was strange…
Of course, having a hot japanese boy tying the ropes would just be the icing on the cake!
Not bad, all things considered. Thanks for asking! And you?
[completely off topic]Funny, but I completely forgot about this thread after it first faded, and thought it was a new thread on the same topic (rather than a ressurected thread) when I opened it. I was a little surprised to see a post with my user name on it, then it finally hit me… [/completely off topic]
Can someone with better search skills or tools provide me with the name of a fetish that entails placing one’s member in a glass jar with stinging wasps or bees, riling them up and and getting stung to the point of nearly attaining a priapism?