Fictional Characters that would make good Dopers.

The guyzos from “Get Fuzzy”:
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[li]Rob - Share Your Lists Of Ads That Are So Bad You Won’t Buy Their Products (MPSIMS)[/li][li]Satchel - Advice Books For Living With Cats Who Hate You? (Cafe Society)[/li][li]Joe Doman - Should My Buddy Have His Cat Declawed? (GD)[/li][li]Bucky - I Hate People (Pit), Dogs Have Fleas! (Pit), Ferrets Are The Root Of All Evil (Pit), Oh Yeah? Take THIS, Pinky! (Pit)[/li][/ul]

Merlin, Gandalf, and Dumbledore

Hermione Granger and Encyclopedia Brown

John Smith (from the Dead Zone) and Harold Lauder (from the Stand)

Hannibal Lecter

Mycroft Holmes

The kid from The Sixth Sense

Kilgore Trout

Garp

Belle (from Beauty and the Beast)

Fred & George Weasley: IMHO " Party Gags to Play on your Friends"

Lamb Chop and Charley Horse (sockpuppets, MPSIMS - This is the thread that never ends, it goes on and on my friend, some people started posting here not knowing what it was and they’ll continue posting here forever just because… This is the thread that never ends, it goes…)

Michael “Mouse” Tolliver from Tales of the City would be an entertaining poster.

Stephanie Plum from the Janet Evanovich novels.

Ooooh, an excellent choice, Ranger must be added for his one sentance summaries that will make him an instant Og-like star here. Morelli for discussion on being an undercover cop and insane Italian Grandmother stories.
If you will excuse me now, I have to take a cold shower…::::fans self:::::

Stephanie’s Grandma Mazur would make a hell of a Doper, too. She’d be able to post just about everywhere, too - especially the Pit. Her rants about the FTA’s she’s trying to help Stephanie collect would become classic for their creative new insults.

Stephen Maturin, the naturalist, philosopher, and ship’s medic from the Patrick O’Brian novels.

Alex Lustig, Jen Wolling, and Daisy Maclennon (for starters) from David Brin’s Earth.

Along with Sherlock Holmes, we’ve got to have Laurie R. King’sMary Russell.

Harry Potter. From the books he was always so witty and sarcastic, and he would have some awesome stories to tell.

Dracula–as a Mod.

He has the attitude, the aptitude, and can stay online all night.

The Perfect Mod!! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Nita and Kit, from the ‘young wizard’ books.

Darius Just, “Murder at the ABA”

Lunzie Mespil, “Dinosaur planet”/“Death of sleep”/“Generation warriors”

and, following others who have nominated TV characters:

Willow Rosenberg from ‘Buffy’. :slight_smile:

Claire Randall from Outlander and subsequent novels by Diana Gabaldon

Inigo and Vizzini from The Princess Bride by William Goldman, can you imagine these two in the pit and Vizzini in answering questions in GQ or in Great Debates.

The same thing with Jean Valjean, Javert and Marius in Les Miserables by Victor Hugo.

That’s just who I was thinking of!
She could always start a “Ask the Bail Bond Apprehension Agent” thread in MPSIMS.
For IMHO: “I need to buy another new car - any suggestions?” or “Where’s the best place to hide a gun in a small apartment?” or “Help me decide between these two guys in my life!”

I’ll add Wesley from PB as well… he’s smarter than Vizzini and has a savage wit when he’s in ‘the man in black’ mode, LOL.

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Larry from the “Razors Edge”. He’d be great at Eastern Philophsiphy in GD.

Peter Venkmen from Ghostbusters would be pretty sweet in MPSIMS.

Ask the Paranormal Expert.

Robert Langdon from The DaVinci Code

Milton Waddams from Office Space- we would be entertained for hours about the merry squirrels and the importance of Swingline Staplers (both threads on the IMHO page of course!)

Captain Jack Sparrow would delight and confound everyone in any arena he entered with his logic.

Just about any of the main characters from The West Wing. (If you think they’re too liberal, you can include Ainsley Hayes.)

Masterharper Robinton from the Pern books

Any of the Wiggin children, from Ender’s Game. Ideally, all three, along with Bean

And, although his presence would pretty much destroy GD, God