Die Hard’s John McClane as Pit Mod
Jack Ryan would rule in Great Debates
Over in Cafe Society the critic of the arts would be Grand Admiral Thrawn
MPSIMS…Forest Gump
Man, I’d hate to try and argue against Sherlock Holmes in GD.
Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Mulder would be a HUGE upgrade over Lekatt ;), and Scully- well, no explanation required, I think.
I’d love to read a Pit thread by Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski.
Ignatius Reilly would fit perfectly in GD and the Pit. He would actually have an audience!
(He would probably have been banned though, so maybe not a “good doper”.)
And just who do you think is disguised as Cecil Adams anyway?
Buckaroo Bonzai would be great in GQ.
** Lord John Worphin** would be most entertaining in the Pit.
Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
Originally posted by The Dude
MPSIMS: Is it okay to like Nixon because he was a bowler?
Originally posted by CharlesFosterKane
GD: New FCC Ownership Rules are Great!!!
Originally posted by Marvin, the Paranoid Android
The Pit: Life? Don’t Talk to Me About Life… Here I Am, Brain the Size of a Planet…
Lenny Briscoe (Law & Order)
Yoda would drive everyone insane
Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple.
Sophia from The Golden Girls would cause a lot of spittle-flecked monitors
Holden Caulfield, in the Pit:
*I really hate all you goddamn phonies. I really do.
Happy
Fortunately, they’d quickly get banned. Sockpuppets aren’t allowed here. 
Jame from P.C. Hodgell’s Kencyrath books would be interesting to have around. Anyone who has killed and resurrected one god, and is apparently the unwilling avatar of another, should have some things to say in Great Debates. That’s even without introducing any Honor’s Paradox threads.
Shut the fuck up, Donnie!
The only problem would be is that he wouldn’t pit on Shabat.
Martin Riggs (before the Sequels) would be a blast in MPSIMS and IMHO,
What, no one mentioned Brian Griffen.
Dr. Romano from ER could really zing people in the Pit.
Ha. This just tickles me, I can really imagine her with those thread titles. I bet Grandma Mazure would post something terrifically funny and sacastic in the threads too.
How about Garfield (the cartoon cat) and Foghorn Leghorn?
Garfield: IMHO “Post your Lasagna recipe”, “How do I get rid of dogs and humans in my house?” MPSIMS, “Guess what I did to my roommate Odie”
Foghorn Leghorn: The pit: “I say, I say now, boy…”
Lord Peter Wimsey would make an awesome Doper. So would Harriet Vane.
Hobbes (as in “Calvin and”) would be excellent if tigers could type, as would Porkypine from “Pogo.”
Encyclopedia Brown (GQ)
Bobby Goren (Cafe Society)
Fanny Hill (MPSIMS)
Caleb (BTVS) (Pit)