It’s canon that Narnia is mostly peaceful; it only seems like a land of adventures to the Pevensies, Jill, & Eustance because they only get summoned when there’s some quest afoot.
That said, it’s pointless to try to avoid Narnia – or, for that matter, to go there on purpose. If Aslan doesn’t want you there, whatever tech or magic you’re using is not going to work. If Aslan DOES want you there, then you’re going to end up there no matter what you do. Remember, when the Edmund, Lucy, & Eustace ended up there in Dawn Treader, they weren’t doing anything other than looking at a painting, and Aslan just magicked 'em in with not so much as a by-your-leave.
And if you’re in Narnia, you’re not leaving until Aslan feels you have matured.
Incidentally, it is impossible for Santorum to do as you describe. No anus. I thought everybody knew.
Pretty much every fictional place sucks balls to actually live in, because otherwise it wouldn’t make a very interesting story. Please do not send me to Westeros.
Most people think that English villages are nice safe places to live, full of church fetes and nice old ladies etc. The villages of Midsomer, however, have seen quite the body count recently.
Not really. Stick to the main universes of the big two, and it’s actually pretty safe, on average.
Sure, every couple months, there’s a world-shattering alien invasion, and every so often, a whole city (or very occasionally, a whole country) gets wiped off the map. But, stick to places that exist in our world, and you’ll be (mostly) safe from being in one of the ones wiped off the map, and, since the world isn’t severely depopulated by all of the world-shattering invasions and complete destruction of cities, the heroes (and occasionally villains) do a good job at minimizing civilian casualties. And it takes, at most, a couple weeks, in universe, to clean-up a non-completely destroyed city, so life would get back to normal relatively quickly.
Second, if if they did put out – or even if there were a thousand thousand of them – what good what that do you? They’re THREE APPLES HIGH, for Athena’s sake.
Third, aren’t there human girls in that world?
There was a fourth thing but I forgot what it was. Something about foolish Tooks.
The Republic of Gileadsounds hellish, but I can’t see how you’d know where it ends and Palin-Santorumville begins except one has more pregnant women (many of them married to Santorum under the 34th Amendment).