Figure out the rules and respond

Very well.

Some Thread Games posts can be very brief.

Posts can be exceptionally brief.

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Oh phooey! I was hoping to be like my first grade teacher, Mrs Sandvig, and thus able to hand out a little golden adhesive star.

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Thread Games is a subforum.

Some posts can be very brief.

Some posts can be very brief.

Some posts can be purple monkey dishwashers.

Very well, posted the hairy, yet sunburnt marmoset.

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Send out to the poster a little golden adhesive star (NOT!) again this time.

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Go around composing random funny surrealist word posts and you will not solve the puzzle… but you *will *make me grin.

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some purple monkey dishwashers can wear tiny briefs.

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At this time, Folly, you are just being silly… but being inane is not how the game is won!

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At this point we really need more hints; after six days nobody really knows how to find an answer except by copying some of the correct posts.

Purple-colored monkey briefs were found by the tiny clothes washer wadded up in a lump.

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Begin by looking at a certain word or certain words in each [CORRECT] post… perhaps while eating some pop tarts.
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