Discerning readers worldwide look to The Sun for information like this. The data indicate that men with a ring finger longer than their index finger are the hot ones, while women with an index finger longer than their ring finger are similarly blessed.
My ring finger is HUGE 
. Thick too, like I have shop at this one store where they make special rings for giants or something.
Cool! My ring finger is longer than my index finger. That means I’m hot. Wait until the ladies see this!
“Hey, look! My ring finger is longer than my index finger! Wanna boink?”
Well, my ring finger is longer on my right hand, but shorter on my right. I guess I know which my better side is.
Hal
Hey !!! Mine are the same lenghth !!! No fair !!! I’m non-sexual !!1
waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh :snif:
My index finger is longer then my ring finger. So I’m attractive? Cool!
goes to show the guys
Condolences, NinetyWt. Maybe you can use some of that extra thick oil to your advantage?
Oh yeah: My ring fingers are much longer!
Both my ring fingers are long than my index fingers. Ergo: I’m a sex GOD. All must bow down before me.
looks at hands
Oh yeah, I rock. 
Well, suddenly, I know why I’m such a ladies man. Or something like that.
Dammit, maybe I should point out the fingers more often. All this time I thought it was in muscles (not that I have any)
Jim
Ummm, my ring fingers are longer, but also have huge knuckles and a slight bend to one side. Can I extrapolate from this?
looks at hands
I’m a dog.
Woof. Grrrrr. Snarl.
Damn for a minute I got confused and was looking at my middle finger and it’s a lot longer then my ring finger. Then I smartened up and remembered what an index finger really was. Cool I’m like hot.
Well, something’s wrong here. Both of my ring fingers are longer than my index fingers, but I have yet to see any evidence that ladies (aside from Pepper Mill) consider me hot.
Wattayamean it’s not an infallible test?