So, apparently some zebras are on the loose in Maryland, and Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) has issued a statement that she has nothing to do with it. Which seems like an odd statement to make, to me. The DC delegate to congress isn’t the first person I think of when pondering who might be responsible for zebras that have escaped confinement.
I came in thinking this would be about tax breaks for nuns.
While we’re clearing the air, let it be known I had nothing to do with any and all zebras currently in the news, including but certainly not limited to those loose in Maryland.
Aw, c’mon, we all KNOW she did it. She should just own it.
So, sometimes when you hear hoof beats, it actually IS zebras.
Why would she deny it if she’s not responsible? This is highly suspicious. 
From a political operator who knew his zwiebels