Tea Party candidate for governor admits to sending horse porn e-mails: "Liberal media smear job"

[Duke]

So there’s a land developer from these parts named Carl Paladino. And he’s “mad as hell” and not going to take it any more. So he decided to run for governor of New York! Yeah! That’ll show 'em! And the Tea Party Express is along for the ride!

The “Tea Party Express,” a three-bus convoy that began last month in Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s Nevada hometown and worked its way across the nation, stopped at the Buffalo waterfront for an almost three-hour rally. It all culminated with tea party hero Carl P. Paladino — a Republican candidate for governor — reiterating his “mad as hell” mantra against Albany.

But when the light started shining on Paladino, all the cockroaches started scuttling out. You know how Grandma sends you all those glurge e-mails telling you if you don’t pray for the dying whales God will start killing newborn babies? Well, Paladino is a bit like that. Only he sends out

e-mail pictures that supposedly show Miss France having sex with a man, a photo of dancing African tribesmen titled “Obama Inauguration Rehearsal,” a photo of Obama and the first lady doctored to simulate a 1970s pimp and prostitute, and another using a derogatory term for blacks…

…and horse porn. At least it wasn’t Mr. Hands.

(Mr. Paladino sent) (r)acist, pornographic e-mails over the course of the past year. Everything from Obama dressed as a pimp to a woman having intercourse with a horse.

Ooooooh! That HAD to hurt.

Carl P. isn’t denying that he sent the e-mails, all the KKK-approved stuff, even on down to the horse porn. But let’s give the man credit here! He says that in the extremely unlikely (OK, not a hope in hell) event that he became governor, he wouldn’t do that again ever.

Paladino said he “absolutely” would not resend such e-mails if he were elected governor or now as a candidate.

“I apologize to women who may have been offended,” he said. “I’m not politically correct and never have been. I’m not perfect.”

But hey! A little horse porn never hurt anyone, right?

“But if the worst I ever did was send out some nonpolitically correct e-mails — my God,” he added.

My God, indeed! What’s a little horse porn between friends, huh? What’s a country coming to if you can’t laugh at N-bombs, KKK humor, and a lady getting schtupped by a horse?

“I shouldn’t have sent them, no question about it,” he told The Buffalo News late Monday. “But they were sent to friends to illustrate the humor of the day as Obama was running for president.”

Ha ha ha! In that one Obama looks like a pimp, and Mrs. Obama looks like a whore! And look at that horse, he’s hung like a…like a HORSE!

But, oh, Mr. Paladino, you eventually lost me. I’m sure you meant to send that horse porn to the proper authorities, but hit the “reply all” button. I mean the buttons are right next to each other and everything. But then you had to go and find someone to blame for it. Obviously the mirror was too far to go, so you had to go to Tea Party Plan A:

But Paladino dismissed the criticism before going to a campaign event in Penn Yan. He said the allegations were a “smear” to divert attention from his campaign

Yes, yes? A smear? FROM WHO??? Unfortunately, Paladino is barred by law from even saying the word, so let’s hear from his campaign manager:

Paladino’s campaign manager is not denying the e-mails, but rather is trying to characterize them as a smear job by a liberal blog.

OH NOES!!! The liberal media is smearing the righteous upstanding Tea Party again! I mean, it just happens to be true, but! Smear! SMEAR, I SAY!

In conclusion, I have two words to say to Paladino: Horse. Porn.

[Gatopescado]

You can lead a horse to twater, but you can’t make him twink.

[The_Hamster_King]

Is his name “Paladino” or “Palamino”?

[Gangster_Octopus]

Geez, give him a break, if he had known he was going to run for Governor he would have never sent them.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

The racist stuff bothers me more than the horse porn. I mean, come on, who here among us hasn’t sneaked a look at the horse porn, am I right?
Am I right?
Don’t leave me hanging here guys.
Seriously, the racist stuff is more disturbing, as is the attempt to hand wave it as “politically incorrect.” “The humor of the day?” Really is that the kind of thing the teabaggers all forward to each other while they’re denying being racist?

[Giles]

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

… Don’t leave me hanging here guys. …

I think you might want to re-phrase that sentence.

[Czarcasm]

@Giles

I think you might want to re-phrase that sentence.

Or not.

[Kolga]

The words “politically correct” have come to mean, apparently, acting like a mature human rather than a mouth-breathing 12-year-old. It’s “politically correct” rather than humane not to act like a bigot. The ONLY time I hear someone use the phrase, it’s when they want to warn their listeners that the speaker is about to engage in incredibly offensive behavior for which they do not want to be called out.

[Little_Nemo]

So he’s managed to offend women, blacks, Democrats, farmers, animal rights activists, dancers, porn lovers, and French people.

This is New York. He’s lost around 98% of the voters here.

[DiosaBellissima]

“I apologize to women who may have been offended,” he said. “I’m not politically correct and never have been. I’m not perfect.”

Just the delicate ladies, eh?

@Little_Nemo

So he’s managed to offend women, blacks, Democrats, farmers, animal rights activists, dancers, porn lovers, and French people.

This is New York. He’s lost around 98% of the voters here.

But he hasn’t offended the Jews (yet), so he still has a running chance!

[Smeghead]

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

Don’t leave me hanging here guys.

Said Mr. Ed.

[sqweels]

So where’s a link to the horse-porn?

[VinylTurnip]

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

I mean, come on, who here among us hasn’t sneaked a look at the horse porn, am I right?

Nay.

[Czarcasm]

@VinylTurnip

Nay.

Hay! Knock off the bad puns!

[elucidator]

“That the aforementioned Vinyl Turnip, hereinafter referred to as The Damned, on or about 2.33 pm today, commited an act of unspeakable depravity…”

[Sealemon2.0]

““I shouldn’t have sent them, no question about it,” he told The Buffalo News late Monday. “But they were sent to friends to illustrate the humor of the day as Obama was running for president.””

Well, sure! Of course it’s the humor of the day, we’re all racists fucks around these parts! We all just found it sooo funny that Blackie got all upity and forgot his place!

[Kyla]

@DiosaBellissima

But he hasn’t offended the Jews (yet), so he still has a running chance!

Except that plenty of Jews are women, blacks, Democrats, farmers, animal rights activists, dancers, porn lovers, and French people.

[AClockworkMelon]

I don’t give a shit what he sends around.

But I do get angry when I read his responses to the accusations.

I mean, I can only imagine the shit he’d be saying if his opposition was caught sending this stuff.

[Miller]

@DiosaBellissima

But he hasn’t offended the Jews (yet), so he still has a running chance!

That depends. Was the horse circumsized?

[running_coach]

@DiosaBellissima

Just the delicate ladies, eh?

But he hasn’t offended the Jews (yet), so he still has a running chance!

@Miller

That depends. Was the horse circumsized?

Horse is not kosher so there is that.